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Cops commit mass suicide

International Situationist | 14.02.2002 11:34

Monday 11 Feb - Faslane. Disillusioned with low pay and abysmal working conditions, dozens of officers from Strathclyde police today committed mass suicide by hurling themselves under an articulated lorry.

Cops commit mass suicide
Cops commit mass suicide

Police Federation spokesman Gerry Plod said "Every Trident submarine is equipped with 48 warheads, each with a destructive power equal to seven times the device dropped on Hiroshima. The emotional strain of guarding the base got too much for some of the younger lads and I guess they just cracked."

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