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Greedy Fatass Banker stole £1.75($2.5) Million

Web Browser | 12.11.2001 15:51

Bragged of spending thousands in her lunch break.

a top banker with Dunbar Bank (part of Allied Dunbar) was sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison on Friday for grabbing an astonishing amount of money from the till and walking out with it in her pockets and handbag !
Beryl Rowlands, 58, was head of private banking at the companys Sackville Street branch in the City of London , which gave her a salary of some £55 ($80) thousand per anum and had worked there for 13 years. Her defending barrister said that the thefts had occurred after her promotion.
A spokesman for Allied Dunbar described it as a serious fraud by a senior member of staff.

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13.11.2001 04:35

We here at the society of greedy fatass bankers do a great deal of work to accumilate as much wealth as possible, known as bagging shitloads of stash. While pursuing our shitloads of stash, we are prepared to do anything that results in our profit, legal or semi-legal, known as fucking with the people.

The society of greedy fatass bankers, however, does not condone the actions of this particular greedy fatass banker. Although we support her efforts to fuck with the people to bag shitloads of cash, we do not support the brazen fashion in which she commited her acts.

Simpily walking off with money is rather unprofessional by our standards. We would prefer if she stole the money by way of secret banking transactions, possibly transferring the money to an untraceable bank acount in the Cayman Islands (we love the Cayman Islands).

By pursuing this method of bagging shitloads of money not only would her greed have been satisfied but also the expasion of her fatass- these transactions are done by computer, you know.

In the futre, when greedy fatass bankers choose to bag shitloads of money or fuck with the people is such loathsome ways feel free to notify your local branch of greedy fatass bankers so the people can be fucked with properly and we (not you) can bag our shitloads of money safely, behind closed doors.

The Society of Greedy Fatass Bankers