Sexy shenanigans in the BNP have already cost Tony LeComber his job, Angie Clark has resigned and poor old Nazi Tom Linden from Harrogate has been hospitalised.
Poor Tom Linden
The BNP are saying nothing, but Plant Pot can reveal here that Angie Clark, a BNP councillor in Keighley has had to resign from the party after being caught "pants down" as it were, with Harrogate BNP organiser, Tom Linden.
BNP sources claim that "Angie" (often described as a pig in knickers,) resigned after being caught bent over the couch at the home of Tom Linden, while fifty-nine year old Tom's Mother slept in the next room.
Linden, who has a history of heart problems and lives with his senile Mother (who once had a three way gang bang with John Tyndall and John Wood) was by all accounts "sunk to the nuts" up Angela, until Tom's lumpen, recalcitrant girlfriend arrived unexpectedly at Tom's home.
Although it is not unusual for people of a certain age to perhaps occasionally stray while in a relationship, sources in Keighley BNP claim that Linden was dressed in a pair of stockings and has his girlfriend's sex aid (purchased from Night Owl/Arthur Bentley for £15,) inserted in his anus at the time of the unexpected arrival.
Tom's girlfriend, uglier but cheaper than a Thai bride as she is, apparently rammed the sex toy so far up Tom's rectum, that he convulsed and had a minor heart attack before he could finish Angie off!
The ensuing cat fight, and the damage done to Mrs Linden senior's ornamental SS officers' led the BNP to call upon the recently sacked Tony LeComber, to act as a mediator in the hope that none of this story would get out.
There remains some mystery as to what was actually said in the meeting, but it is understood that LeComber, a virgin until he was thirty-two (when he married some cockney scrubber from the Isle of Dogs,) apparently made unwanted sexual advances at both women during the duration of the meeting.
Linden's missus then phoned Party leader Nick Griffin to say that LeComber was more interested in a ménage et trios than mediation, and also compared stool samples found on the "Black Mamba" sex-toy, with specimens under her finger nails, that matched LeComber's own rectal excrement.
Clark meanwhile, already the lover of plenty of Nazi-nogging (remember the meeting where you got three young Leeds lads up you, Angie?) is believed to have demanded that Linden be expelled, on account of the fact that she may have infected him with whatever it is she caught from sharing her own sex aids with the wife of Tony White.
Linden is currently in hospital, Clark resigned, and LeComber sacked.
Linden's girlfriend meanwhile, is desperate for a shag.
Would Arthur Bentley please get in touch with her.
BNP sources claim that "Angie" (often described as a pig in knickers,) resigned after being caught bent over the couch at the home of Tom Linden, while fifty-nine year old Tom's Mother slept in the next room.
Linden, who has a history of heart problems and lives with his senile Mother (who once had a three way gang bang with John Tyndall and John Wood) was by all accounts "sunk to the nuts" up Angela, until Tom's lumpen, recalcitrant girlfriend arrived unexpectedly at Tom's home.
Although it is not unusual for people of a certain age to perhaps occasionally stray while in a relationship, sources in Keighley BNP claim that Linden was dressed in a pair of stockings and has his girlfriend's sex aid (purchased from Night Owl/Arthur Bentley for £15,) inserted in his anus at the time of the unexpected arrival.
Tom's girlfriend, uglier but cheaper than a Thai bride as she is, apparently rammed the sex toy so far up Tom's rectum, that he convulsed and had a minor heart attack before he could finish Angie off!
The ensuing cat fight, and the damage done to Mrs Linden senior's ornamental SS officers' led the BNP to call upon the recently sacked Tony LeComber, to act as a mediator in the hope that none of this story would get out.
There remains some mystery as to what was actually said in the meeting, but it is understood that LeComber, a virgin until he was thirty-two (when he married some cockney scrubber from the Isle of Dogs,) apparently made unwanted sexual advances at both women during the duration of the meeting.
Linden's missus then phoned Party leader Nick Griffin to say that LeComber was more interested in a ménage et trios than mediation, and also compared stool samples found on the "Black Mamba" sex-toy, with specimens under her finger nails, that matched LeComber's own rectal excrement.
Clark meanwhile, already the lover of plenty of Nazi-nogging (remember the meeting where you got three young Leeds lads up you, Angie?) is believed to have demanded that Linden be expelled, on account of the fact that she may have infected him with whatever it is she caught from sharing her own sex aids with the wife of Tony White.
Linden is currently in hospital, Clark resigned, and LeComber sacked.
Linden's girlfriend meanwhile, is desperate for a shag.
Would Arthur Bentley please get in touch with her.
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