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British Press Awards demo goes well

david | 17.03.2005 13:01 | Repression | Social Struggles | Sheffield

A 7 strong tactical response unit of Notes from the Borderland mounted an enjoyably provocative counter strike against the capitalist media at the annual 'newspaper oscars', the British Press Awards, at London Hilton Park Lane on evening of Tuesday 15th March - thanks to all who assisted. Our campaign against Journocops continues.

Our second direct action leafletting event - following on from a successful intervention at the pathetic Royal Television Society Awards where several spook-linked hacks won awards - went well. These events allow us to contest opponents in the media right at the very core of the British media. This time newspapers - leaflets on journocops and state-compromised media were given to about 300 of the 900 attendees at this black tie event. Prominent 'celebrities' who were NFBd included Garry Bushell (he might be interested in our anti-BNP stance for obvious reasons), Trevor Kavanagh (who won Reporter of the Year and is behind the Sun's racist anti-gypsy campaign, see elsewhereon indymedia), Eve Pollard, Jeremy Clarkson, anti-AR journocop David Rose, AA Gill, Paul Dacre, Alaistar Stewart and choice other editors, journocops and hangers-on. One scatty twit journo accepted a leaflet but then waddled back perspiringly saying she couldn't accept it as she was nominated for an award. But we have never alleged that intelligence is a necessary attribute to write for a national newspaper and our attendance at these superficial events only conclusively confirms that.The best laugh of the night was when a scatty and mumbling John Seargeant came out tothe foyer area to pull together some snotty little tardy notes and was approached by one of our team to accept a leaflet - seeing the headline "JOURNOCOPS -TIME TO TAKE THEM ON" the antidiluvenian dribbling character appeared slightly rattled and shuffled off penguin-style into an alternative hotel door which he pushed and pushed at only to find it was a closed entrance. His melodramatic escape plan from the pestering NFB team backfiring splendidly and making him appear the buffoon he obviously really is. Human Windmill Andrew Mekon Marr, who presented the self-serving awards ceremony, where journos get thoroughly pissed and reveal themselves as baying hyenas (see last year's video of proceedings on the British Press Awards website), rudely refused a leaflet. One of the multi-layered reasons for doing such a subversive detornement against the Spectacle on open terrain is to teach these pro-capitalist propagandists that we are just as confident on their territory as on our own. So NFB will attend antiG8 and AR and similar events selling to the social movements we support, but we will also continue to organise surprise interventions to upset the enemy when they perhaps least expect it. Good fun was had by all - always a good laugh!




PS. Purchaser Lewis sent cheque for mag afterour last Royal TV Society posting but did not include adddress, if you're out there?

david
- e-mail: davidxpegg@yahoo.co.uk
- Homepage: http://www.borderland.co.uk

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7 of 9

17.03.2005 13:37

Seven ! Seven !

Was that it, that's all you could get ?

ROFLMAO

pissing myself laughing


It's not THAT funny

17.03.2005 16:18

Dude.

It's not THAT funny.

What's wrong with 7?

Better than there not being a protest.

It's only the press awards for fuck's sake, it's not exactly the G8.

someone who reads indymedia


How many ?

17.03.2005 16:44

I'm with the first poster - seven !

That's just shit

Capt Janeway


stupid comments 7 of 9

17.03.2005 17:01

Its not the number what counts stupid brain its the impact that picketing these awards have

matt barnes


Do any better yourselves?

17.03.2005 17:39

God no wonder some people give up with shit uncomradely comments like above - ie those commenting on 7 - first of all, can you really do any better on a specialist campaign/ Secondly we gave out over 300 leaflets - beat that you pessimistic fuckers! Finally, you say is that all -7 of 9 - well I would reply - well is that ALL you've got to contribute on the issue, an issue we think slightly important, the British media awards. We also know that there are enemies of not just Notes from the Borderland but of the left generally on here - as evidenced by a dodgy story that indymedia had to take off some time ago - a spurious story linking the National Front to Peter Tatchell and Larry O'Hara with some bizarre homophobic and abusive content - merely one example amongst many - so given the nature of the trivial petty worthless posting by 7 of 9 and his mate I think I am in my rights to ask (a) WHO the fuck you are and (b) what are your motives? Meanwhile La Lotta Continua

By the way it only took 4 activists from F4J to mastermind the scaling of Buckingham Palace attracting worldwide media interest and there was only one Barry Horne, bless him. As 7 of 9 is so fascinated by numbers, we'll send him a free calculator for Xmas and look forward to his next posting when he no doubt will elucidate upon his last direct action activity in London that must have attracted millions of people. And isn't it also relevant to ask 7 of 9 and his chum whether they support the idea of the demo and if not, why not? and if he does, why didn't he get off his arse and attend - it was only a swift half an hour job in an otherwise busy day (yes NFB activists had other activities that day some secretive, some not so, all aimed at destroying capitalist society, and for example, putting Issue Number 6 just out in Freedom Bookshop -Aldgate East tube - and in Houseman's, we also generated a denbate on the sterile UK Left Forum about the late Paul Foot - see our article One Foot in the Grave - revealing what a posh arrogant sectarian fool the man often was)- and yes we did put a post on Indy before the intervention took place - so how is the number there, which we were happy with, a criticism of us anyway? 7 of 9 himself could have dragged his no doubt impressive self down to the event but perhaps he was wanking off to Star Trek dvds instead, a far more worthy project.

david pegg


fancying 7 of 9

17.03.2005 18:04

as one of those in attendance at the enjoyable event, may I add that I quite fancy, even lust after 7 of 9 (as does Editor of NFB Larry)but, of course, i have no feelings for this false 7 of 9 who is posting here. It is indeed a travesty that this cowardly fool has taken over the monicker of such a beautiful specimen. To the final frontier, comrades, and sisters. Warp factor 9.

heidi
mail e-mail: heidisvensonfem@yahoo.co.uk
- Homepage: http://www.borderland.co.uk


Seven !!!!

17.03.2005 19:15

Let's not be too po faced about this seven people is pretty pathetic and let's face it the posts are funny.

I suppose if it makes a few individuals happy to hand out leaflets to some hacks who won't have read them then go right ahead.

Tempted to use Star Trek name but resisted it


comedy

17.03.2005 20:16

you seem to forget that the people at the media awards, the journos, their employers and the sycophants who hang with them, are responsible for premeditated murder. an exaggeration? not in anyone's book. so comedy, hoo haa, right witty. as for the contempt of right wing baiters, it shows the target has achieved success.

- -


7 > 0

17.03.2005 21:48

>>> "seven people is pretty pathetic"

Well, if you were expecting thousands of people to march through London and listen to the great and the good making speeches in Trafalgar Square, and only seven turned up, then yes, that'd count as pathetic.

But evidently that's not what these people were aiming for. They were doing a highly-targetted bit of leaflet distribution, not trying to hold a mass demonstration. 7 people doing something is better than no-one doing it at all. In fact I've been out with groups as small as 3 or 4 handing out leaflets. It's still worth doing if there's anyone who can be arsed do it.

Simon


Delta Quadrant Update

18.03.2005 11:35

7-up! A final comment on the rubbish here - you miss the point by being obsessed, indeed persecuted by an integer - it's the event itself that matters and the content. by the way, we are an investigative/satirical magazine not a political organisation. I know of an SWP branch that struggles to get even four to its boring meetings - this was a fun half hour intervention before we did other stuff/retired to the pub. Nice work - targets hit.7 of 9 himself must now conform to Starfleet rules and grow up. Interestingly, NFB number 3 had an article on Ufology - available at www.borderland.co.uk - and we printed a pic of 7 of 9 in it - the person posting against us and trying to trivialise and divert knows this - therefore an enemy of our mag. We think possibly an Armchair activist and definitely an Urologist pissing in the wind. The problem with that is that piss in the wind usually comes back to shower the pisser. We will continue our work - the NFB heptagon did very well and we are about stressing the ruling class unlike our pathetic critics.

One final point - 7 is a Lucky Number, a Magic Number. Do not take it in vain. International bridge and poker players know that a pack should be shuffled 7 times - this reaches the critical point where order shifts into chaos. This is the riffle shuffle - we apply it to the Spectacle of capitalist society. But other days our Subversion might be the number 8 or 20 or 55 or 3. We were the Magnificent 7, the Seven Samurai. There are 7 Ages of Man according to Shakespeare and there were 7 wonders of the Ancient World. There are seven deadly sins and the pessimistic opponents on here are committing most of them - particularly envy and sloth, avarice and pride. Finally, of course, there are Seven dwarves and we all know who's Dopey don't we 7 of 9 (afraid to reveal your true identity so a bit Bashful too).

In the meantime, those interested in the bourgeois media can watch details of the 2005 British Press Awards on the website www.britishpressawards.com and see what truly obnoxious people won awards - enemies ofour movement like these pathetic opponents on this thread. 7- Up!

Annika Hansen
mail e-mail: flashruth@yahoo.co.uk
- Homepage: http://www.borderland.co.uk


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