From all superinflated hype posted online, one could be forgiven for thinking the whole country held a soft spot for Pegida UK, even though nobody came out to follow them in Newcastle. 400,000 unicorns apparently supported them according to their online propaganda, however teaming up with the dregs of the EDL for a pointless anti-immigrant march in London, they could muster less than 15 fascist nobodies (described as 150 in a sympathetic article posted on Demotix). The highlight of the day came when a pigeon opened his bowels upon a speaker with a daring, decisive dive-bum-ing manoeuvre.
A pitifully woeful turn-out, a handful of moronic loners joining a scattering of Walts in uniforms who somehow forgot Hitler fought on the wrong side in the Battle of Britain, this pointless protest was ignored by almost everybody apart from London's beleaguered pigeons who stood in for serious antifascist resistance by crapping on the coats of the marchers, The Battle of Shitain humiliating the obsessed scarecrows of the far right, whilst passers-by wandered what the hell these losers were doing wasting their time looking incredibly stupid on a Saturday afternoon in Central London.
Whilst their National Front cousins were getting busy, and taking a battering up in Wigan, Southern racists prefer standing around like dummies, muttering to themselves forlornly about immigrants, waiting for hell to freeze over.