There are rumours that some of our descendants from Mars have returned from the future to save the human race from extinction caused by global warming.
The Martians are said to believe that evil Aliens known as "The Climate Snatchers" are responsible for causing climate change by polluting the atmosphere and attempting to destroy all life on the Earth.
Anyone who spots any Martians protesting or demonstrating about the Alien destruction caused by the burning of fossil fuels on the 1st of April is asked to call the following phone numbers immediately:
BBC News 02086249001, ITN News 02078333000, Sky News 02077053232.
Thank you.
Anyone who spots any Martians protesting or demonstrating about the Alien destruction caused by the burning of fossil fuels on the 1st of April is asked to call the following phone numbers immediately:
BBC News 02086249001, ITN News 02078333000, Sky News 02077053232.
Thank you.
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There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised
02.04.2008 14:16
John Lennon
Everybody's talking and no one says a word
Everybody's making love and no one really cares
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on
There's always something cooking and nothing in the pot
They're starving back in China so finish what you got
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- strange days indeed
Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move
Everyone's a winner and nothing left to lose
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
There's a place for us in the movies you just gotta lay around
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama
Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama
Agent of Panspermy