Today Hove Town Hall was besieged by angry locals, as warmonger Tony and Cronies descended for a desperate marginal seat photo-op.
As the Labour faithful queued to enter the inner sanctum of their great leader they were greeted with cries of 'Shame on you' and 'Blood on your hands'.
Town Hall Staff and stallholders of the Bric a brack event downstairs had been told that it was going to be business as usual but as the crowds grew outside there was a sudden change of plan. They were forced to pack up and leave the building to much annoyance and muttering. One staff member was heard to say, 'If I see one more policeman or labour party badge I'm going to kill someone.'
The hall became a high security zone as the secret service honchos flooded in and forced out grannies with teacups and
paisly patterned curtains under their arms.
One visitor inside was arrested simply for being recognised by panicking police baboons. He was taken away in a prison
van and then de-arrested a mile away because their was no
evidence of any crime.
Outside an activist as they stop and searched him on the grounds that they thought he was 'interesting'.
Blair was so afraid to face the baying crowds at the entraance to the hall that he was forced to sneak in round the back but even here he was not safe as protestors chased his limo down the street.
On his way out he was sworn at by waiting children.
The End
As the Labour faithful queued to enter the inner sanctum of their great leader they were greeted with cries of 'Shame on you' and 'Blood on your hands'.
Town Hall Staff and stallholders of the Bric a brack event downstairs had been told that it was going to be business as usual but as the crowds grew outside there was a sudden change of plan. They were forced to pack up and leave the building to much annoyance and muttering. One staff member was heard to say, 'If I see one more policeman or labour party badge I'm going to kill someone.'
The hall became a high security zone as the secret service honchos flooded in and forced out grannies with teacups and
paisly patterned curtains under their arms.
One visitor inside was arrested simply for being recognised by panicking police baboons. He was taken away in a prison
van and then de-arrested a mile away because their was no
evidence of any crime.
Outside an activist as they stop and searched him on the grounds that they thought he was 'interesting'.
Blair was so afraid to face the baying crowds at the entraance to the hall that he was forced to sneak in round the back but even here he was not safe as protestors chased his limo down the street.
On his way out he was sworn at by waiting children.
The End
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