Other aural delights include the immortal - "What have they done to thee/O children of Keef-Lee".
Nick Griffin will be falling to his knees in a 'Vegas-Years' rhinestone-studded Elvis tutu and cape, in clubs and bars around the area. The streets of Keighley are littered with large Y-fronts discarded in a transport of passion inspired by the swivel-eyed scion of British Nationalism.
This rare gem is not available in shops - should you be lucky enough to be approached by a phalanx of sullen mandrills with red white and blue behinds, be sure to give the Griffin lip-quiver as a sign of your appreciation, to ensure receipt of this modern masterpiece of lyrical beauty. Special requests are being recieved via express fenestrated brick to BNP households across the area - don't miss out in the rush to hear the words of the man who beat the Wurzels at their own turnip-headed game, and won a place beyond satire in the hall of ill-fame.
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