A press release obtained by our overcover team of rapporteurs learns of the Government's next shocking move to tackle any remaining unproductive sectors of society... Meet: 12.00 @ Department of Trade & Industry, Victoria Street, London SW1 O St James Park, Thursday 10 March 2005
ACTION THURSDAY: Government launches New Deal for the Dead!!!
New Deal is a key part of the Government's strategy to get people back to work. The final part of our programme is now ready for its launch. If you have been deceased longer than 6 months we can now offer the opportunity to return to work. No more idleness and no more excuses. No more cemeteries taking up prime property development land.
To find out more about resisting the G8, visit:
http://www.dissent.org.uk
New Deal is a key part of the Government's strategy to get people back to work. The final part of our programme is now ready for its launch. If you have been deceased longer than 6 months we can now offer the opportunity to return to work. No more idleness and no more excuses. No more cemeteries taking up prime property development land.
To find out more about resisting the G8, visit:
http://www.dissent.org.uk 
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Re New Deal for the Dead
10.03.2005 10:53
of a little number I used to perform during the early 1980s:
DEADicated to the millions
especially any school-leavers:
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE
WHEN YOU GROW UP?
(NEW HOPE FOR THE UNEMPLOYED)
see that advert of a vacancy
for time-served corpses in a cemetry
what a way to make a living
sounds dead boring
nonetheless it's reassuring
that though the economic state's so grave
there are still some openings in the ground
KAMIKAZE BARD
Little davy king
www.davyking.com/grave.htm
PS I'm still unemployed! But am putting off dying just in case...
Davy King
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mail@davyking.com
Homepage:
http://www.davyking.com/grave.htm
what is going?
10.03.2005 11:36
Sometimes anarchists seem to be in a world of their own, with no interest in actually getting people involved in stuff. It's like a sect within a ghetto within a subculture and the pathetic british left get away with running everything because no one wants to be 'hierarchical'. Tragic.
yeah yeah
wtf??
10.03.2005 14:15
So is just people who died before retirement age or what?
confused
Deals for the dead
10.03.2005 17:18
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