Calling all Fuck Paraders, all mobile sound systems! In bins, on trollies, pulled by bikes, powered by burning hippies, we’d love the lot to show up and join us for the Fuck Parade. Anything that makes music and noise – voices, drums, horns, trumpets, guitars, maracas, bells, whistles, amplifiers, those fucking vuvuzela things…

Meet on May Day, Sunday 1st May 2016, 6pm sharp @ One Commercial Street, Aldgate, London E1 7PT. Bring sounds, noise, love, anything you want to see in a street party against gentrification!

Bring dance, performance, street theatre, cabaret, mobile open-mike comedy, clowns, fire dancers, fools on stilts, freaks, preverts and twattish journos desperately trying to look cool and blend in.

Any other ideas? We want to know! What can you bring to the Fuck Parade?

This isn’t about being a consumer, just turning up and being entertained. Its about bringing and being the entertainment yourself. This is our May Fair.