Blaming their impotent, tepid, sad little lives on an entire religion they know virtually nothing about, taking out their loneliness and failure upon people of a darker complexion to themselves, the rancid excremental remains of the EDL gathered once more in Sheffield to chant bollocks and piss-off locals who couldn't enjoy a Saturday afternoon's shopping with the kids, and are footing a half-a-million pounds policing bill.

Saluting Adolf Hitler whilst pretending not to be racist, society's drink and drug-addled losers assembled in a pub already the worst for wear, and proceeded to kill-off what little intelligence remained with an excess of cheap lager and cocaine as always. For EDLers, stumbling wearily through the streets of Sheffield shouting racist obscenities at passers-by, was in their pathetic little minds, another victory against multicultural society. Achieving absolutely nothing in their repeated attempts to racialise crime, these rotting remnants of tabloid-fuelled rage wandered aimlessly into an overgrown amphitheatre behind the train station, ready to finish out their worn-out minds with the usual brain-numbing series of Pamela Geller-inspired speeches, exactly the same speeches given at every EDL rally, rehashed for the summer of 2015.

Being a casual racist, reading from the Daily Mail in a deadbeat out-of-town boozer is one thing, but travelling half way across the country, from Bristol and Wales for the same old, crap is nothing less than a problematic mental fixation for anti-social drop-outs of bargain-bin calibre. It just goes to show there is absolutely no hope for what remains of the EDL.