Since Jeff Marsh first published his crappy "hooligan memoirs" book, a virtually unreadable, ghostwritten ditty crammed full of racism, (violently assaulting passing black youths with street furniture), the overweight cretin has always sought to become "the voice of football firms", despite being dissed by real street casuals, so much so, convicted criminal Mister Marsh, his only claim to fame, stabbing Man United teenagers in a takeaway, was forced to change the group's name from Casuals United to the Pie and Mash Squad.

Despite flirting with the National Front, the NWI and the SEA, numbers have been slight for their "call-outs", and they do best hijacking fellow fascist's events under their own banner. Getting shown their marching orders by the brave and wonderful Clapton Ultras, made Pie and Mash a laughing stock, hence the reinvention as a rather unchantable acronym.

"Abhorrent-Fetid-Futile-Fucking-Arsehole-Inbiciles" (A F F F A I). According to the newspaper article, this brand new far right organisation threatens a violent invasion upon Dudley. In truth, ANTIFA with a mass mobilisation, will show AFFFAI the door.

Jeff Marsh is a cowardly fat lump of fetid fascist filth who belongs behind bars, and hopefully one day will rot away at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Being the supposed (Hitler worshipping) patriot he is, he should be so looking forward to giving Queen Elizabeth the pleasure of his incarceration. Having in the mean time being run off the streets by ANTIFA.