Pegida's rallying anti-communist diatribe which draws thousands of reunification veterans on the streets of Dresden each and every week, only functions in the shadow of the Berlin Wall, where old loathings about "reds" live on. In Blighty, we were never blessed with the high theatre of Checkpoint Charlie, thus nobody gives a flying fuck about the Cold War. Ageing anti-Islamic former football hooligans are Pegida's only British demographic.

Expect Stella cans in hands, fists flying, pissing in the streets, and tuneless renditions of "Allah Is A Paedo", as the prize pricks of the EDL et al., force shoppers and passers-by to dive for cover. What odds some braindead EDLer will forget, and start singing "Ten German Bombers".......

Sooner or later, Pegida UK realised to their natural audience. Over the past fortnight, all the usual fascist earwigs have crawled from under their stones into the Pegida camp including violent ex-BNP thug Alan Spence (of 'send the black cunts home' fame) and the EDL's solitary, deluded LGBT member, Tommy English. Other fucked-up PUK cheerleaders include the NEI/NWI, Infidels of Britain, Shitstain First, and an unappealing assortment of straight-arm saluting numpties who make up the ever-diminishing numbers on our domestic far right scene.

Regardless of leadership disclaimers, almost all those who will be attending cannot step past the front door without a sniff of coke and a palate of rancid lager. Newcastle's tired-and-weary public do not wish for a repeat of the assaults at the Irish club or the fireworks lobbed into faces near the war memorial.

It is paramount Pegida UK's nutzi thugs are shown the door by militant street antifascism. Be careful - do not approach the fash alone, and avoid the UAF pen at all costs, ensuring you are free to roam the streets to sweep up the boneheads at the end of their rally, so they can't harm passers-by.

RUN THE PEGIDA NAZIS OUT OF NEWCASTLE SO THEIR FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND!