The S.H.I.T. Party

michael dickinson | 29.05.2014 17:50 | Anti-Nuclear | Ecology | Technology

The Social Harmony Intelligent Technology Party believes that governments worldwide should focus on developing the abundant source of human waste and sewage for a safe and reliable energy power.

THE SOCIAL HARMONY AND INTELLIGENT TECHNOLOGY (S.H.I.T.) PARTY INTENDS TO WIN POWER IN THE NEXT BRITISH ELECTIONS IN 2015, BUT THEY WILL NOT BE FIELDING CANDIDATES.

INSTEAD, TO SHOW THAT THEY SUPPORT THE 10 DEMANDS OF THE PARTY, VOTERS WILL 'SPOIL' THEIR BALLOT PAPERS BY WRITING 'S.H.I.T.' ACROSS THEM. THESE, WHEN COUNTED, WILL AMOUNT FOR A LANDSLIDE WIN FOR THE SHIT PARTY.

EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THE 10 DEMANDS OF THE SHIT PARTY CAN ACT AS A SPOKESPERSON FOR IT.

SPREAD THE WORD. MAKE THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.

THE TEN MAJOR DEMANDS OF THE SHIT PARTY
(Social Harmony Intelligent Technology Party)

1. The abolition of money.
2. The abolition of monarchy.
3. Voluntary labour.
4. The legalisation of all drugs.
5. The closure of Nuclear Power plants.
6. Conversion to an Eco-Friendly Energy System.
7. A strictly humane treatment of animals.
8. Efficient recycling of waste.
9. An end to sexual and racial discrimination.
10. Jail only for those who kill or harm others.

michael dickinson
e-mail: michaelyabanji@gmail.com

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