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Simon Kirby, Brighton MP, fails cocaine drugs test

Matt Taylor | 05.08.2013 17:24 | South Coast

Following the shocking investigation of MP’s toilets by the Sun newspaper, where traces of cocaine where found; a constituent in Brighton invited his MP, Simon Kirby to take a drugs test to determine whether he snorted cocaine in private MP’s toilets, with his partner in crime, Philip Davis, MP for Shipley in Bradford.

Following the shocking investigation of MP’s toilets by the Sun newspaper, where traces of cocaine where found; a constituent in Brighton invited his MP, Simon Kirby to take a drugs test to determine whether he snorted cocaine in private MP’s toilets, with his partner in crime, Philip Davis, MP for Shipley in Bradford.

Matthew Taylor, who intends to stand against Simon Kirby in the next general election, sent him an email on the 16th July 2013 which read:

Dear Mr Simon Kirby,
As you may have heard, traces of Cocaine have been found in the toilets of Parliament.
As a constituent of Brighton Kemptown, I am shocked and appalled.
I have recently purchased a cocaine drug detection kit and invite you to take, said drugs test, to determine whether you take cocaine, which you know is against the law to do so.
I wish you take the test on a Friday.
I hope this meets with your approval and that you consent to a drugs test being taken.
I am happy to travel to your location to conduct it.
Many thanks for your time.

It’s now been over two weeks and he hasn't replied. Which is unusual because his secretary has always been quick to.

As a consequence, Simon Kirby has failed his drugs test by refusing to take it.

Matthew Taylor, who previously stood as a candidate for the Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner elections in 2012 says, ‘Simon Kirby is unfit to be Brighton Kemptown’s MP and I intend to bring him down.’

‘I’m getting ready for 2015 and campaigning starts now.’



Matt Taylor
- e-mail: Info@sosparty.co.uk
- Homepage: www.guerrillademocracy.com

Comments

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"As a consequence, Simon Kirby has failed his drugs test..."

06.08.2013 07:44

"As a consequence, Simon Kirby has failed his drugs test by refusing to take it."

So your version of justice is guilty until proven innocent ?

And you ...erm... want people to vote for you ???!!!

Apache


Surely some mistake?

06.08.2013 10:14

I am always suspicious of anyone who uses too many commas and in this case I think I am justified.

More importantly, why is this on Indymedia? Can I politely request the author bogs off to The Daily Mail or some similar miserable place where his Orwellian views are likely to be welcomed.

There are many more important things in the world than whether some MP did or didn't do a line of coke. Most people stopped being shocked by that a long time ago.

T.

Tedious


Moderators

10.08.2013 11:51

What is up with indymedia moderators. Firstly, they don`t allow any anti police factual statements to be posted on here and now it seems they are aiding a campaign for someone to get votes. I think we`re all aware that MP`s use their taxpayers money to get pissed and drugged up, expecially in parliment where they are immune from prosecution and have a 24 hour bar culture. Seems indymedia is mainstream now,not long before it`s taken over by corporations.

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cITIZEN SMITH

10.08.2013 13:58

Your claim that moderators don't allow anti-police factual statements seems to be based on fantasy.

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