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One Of Our Class Dies In Jail For Stealing A Gingerbreadman

f | 22.03.2013 21:31


THEY FLAUNT THEIR WEALTH…………WHILE ONE OF OUR CLASS DIES IN JAIL FOR STEALING A GINGERBREAD MAN

Comrade Parsons spot on as usual……..

‘but stroll you down the avenues of the rich and look through the magnificent plate windows into their voluptuous homes, and here you will discover the very identical robbers who have despoiled you and yours. Then let your tragedy be enacted here! Awaken them from their wanton sport at your expense! Send forth your petition and let them read it by the red glare of destruction.’

‘but stroll you down to the royal enclosure, to the hospitality tents, to the regatta,to the groaning hampers filled with venison and caviar along the riverbanks,to the chinless wonders, the Hoorays, the corporate lounges, the celebrity chefs, the bonus sated bankers……………….then let your tragedy be enacted here. Awaken them from their swanky reveries of the summer season with a petition wrapped round a proletarian brick………

we have no demands to make of you……….there are no reforms you can make to get rid of us….our banners read only

‘BEHOLD YOUR FUTURE EXECUTIONERS’

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  3. Stuff like this — dealer
  4. @ian bone — council estate
  5. The same person who posted.... — Lin
  6. "oh look - i'm a victim" — its soooooo unfair
  7. middleclass — speech
  8. working class snobbery — mid class
  9. 192.com and Inspire magazine — Not a Croydon magistrate
  10. fat — not fat
  11. @ not fat — not a Croydon magistrate