your honour these two squatters are befor u today charged with being ..wel squatters innit..no but yeah but no but innit..we found them glued together inside a squat because we knew them wos there..they wos stuk together your worship because they knew we knew and now u know where they is your honour innit look squatters your honour..so any way we battered the door down your warship because we knew they wos there ok innit..so thats the charge innit ..we knew where they wos cos we is dirty lieing spies an we pay the loweset low lifes untraceable cash bungs wot we can spare to help us spie..anyway bak to point here they are today as charged and we is worried as well as lieing corrupt slags in drag that if you dont remand them into custody in order to try an terrorise them an their mates whom we know where them is too