The Mysterious Death of [name removed]
[name removed] | 25.12.2011 12:26 | Oaxaca Uprising | Globalisation | South Coast
We regret to announce the tragic deaths of [name removed] and [name removed]. It seems that [name removed] was conducting a cornhold on [name removed] when the latter comrade had a violent bout of flatulence, and both comrades were instantly blown to smithereens. The funerals will be held today in Brighton's pet cemetery.
[name removed]