Last night Weyman Bennett was arrested and placed in police custody on false charges, this illustrates chronic persecution of anti-fascists by the state. A spokesperson for scotland yard issued a statement claiming that Bennett was being interviewed about anti fascists that had disappeared.
UAF numbers on demonstrations heve seriously decreased from 1500 at Bolton to around 50 at Blackpool, even the gay community in Blackpool rejected the UAF.

Officers are seriously concerned about UAF members, a number of activists were last seen with Weyman Bennett, the police have received several complaints about Bennett`s conduct. One anti-fascist claimed that he visited Bennett`s apartment after a UAF demonstration, the two were drinking when weyman offered the man some bacardi, the two were listening to smokey robinson/ bee gees/ andre connection when weyman began talking about socialism and how he admired Lenin`s persecution and starvation of Russian peasants and how some had been forced to turn to cannibalism in order to survive, Bennett`s apartment was adorned with pictures of Joseph Stalin and Lenin, in one picture Bennett had his own face airbrushed over a portrait of Stalin, at this point weyman claimed there was a problem with his freezer and asked the activist to fix it, weyman opened the freezer and then pushed thactivist into it, fortunately after ten minutes there was a powercut and the man escaped and ran out of the flat.

A police spokesperson also confirmed that they had investigated a sighting of possible human remains near Bennett`s apartment, one resident reported a giant piece of excrement with what appeared to be a human face, detectives rushed to the scene hoping it would the breakthrough that they wanted, but detectives were disapointed when they discovered that the giant piece of excrement was actually weyman Bennett who had collapsed on pavement after drinking 16 cans of merrydown after a UAF conference.

One other UAF activist also claimed that he had been assualted by Bennett, a group of UAF activists had attended a stag party, weyman was dressed up as "texas pete" from the 1980`s cartoon super ted, later on the group ended up at Bennett`s apartment where they drank cider and sniffed glue, the others left and Bennett`s behaviour changed, the activist noticed that there was no food in Bennett`s flat apart from pieces of meat in the fridge, Bennett then threw salt and pepper in the man`s face and then charged at him with a fork, the man jumped through a window and escaped, fortunately he landed on a pile of rubbish sacks and escaped injury.

The police were also investigating a claim that Bennett had poisoned a number of UAF activists at a dinner party, Bennett had re-heated the remains of a rotten chinese take away that he had salvaged from a rubbish bin outside a chinese restaurant, he had then served it up to a group of UAF activists who then began to vomit, when the paramedics Bennett claimed that the group had consumed too much alcohol and that there was no serious problem, one paramedic noticed that Bennett was in possesion of poisonous mushrooms including fly agarics and destroying angels, weyman stated that it was not a criminal offence to posses the funghi, and that there had been a major problem with rodents and cockroaches in the apartment block.

The police confirmed that Bennett had been charged with criminal offences, when the police attempted to arrest Bennett, weyman assualted an officer with a bottle of vodka and then hijacked a milkfloat, Bennett drove down the wrongside of the road and then mounted the pavement and drove through several red lights, he then crashed into a wall and reversed the milkfloat into a police car and then dived into the river thames, police dogs were deployed into the river to confront Bennett, eventually a police patrol boat captured Bennett, it took several officers to pull Bennett out of the river.

Bennett who`s real name is quasi ninbucosaquuerdeardoo has been charged with dangerous driving, Bennett the son of Nigerian immigrants who has a history of juvenile delinquency denied the charges and stated that he had been persecuted by the state for his political beliefs, anti fascists are due to assemble outside saint paul`s cathedral in support of Bennett today.