support antifascist comrade
arnold layne | 07.11.2011 09:52 | Anti-racism
It is with tragic news that we have to report that martin smith from unite against fascism has been admitted to a rehabilitation clinic, members of the uaf stated that they would support comrade smith who was admitted to the clinic suffering from doughnut addiction. One uaf member who cannot be named for legal reasons stated that martin had been consuming up to 75 doughnuts a day and was even spending uaf funds on his addiction. The problem was a long term addiction and there were numerous incidents where the police had been caled due to smith`s conduct.
On one occasion in Birmingham martin had ran out of money for doughnuts so he aproached a man in the street and asked him for five pounds but the man refused, martin went beserk and grabbed the man and started screaming at him, it later turned out that the man was an EDL supporter so martin attempted to justify the assualt claiming that it was an anti fascist activity.
One embarrassing incident was when the UAF attended an educational visit to a tunisian ghetto in the south of france, smith attempted to burgle a boulangerie in order to steal doughnuts, but the attempted burglarly degenerated into a farce when smith fel through an asbestos roof and injured himself, an ambulance had to be called. Before the UAF protest in manchester smith walked into a doughnut shop and asked the staff if they knew who he was, the staff declared that they had no idea, smith went beserk and returned to the shop with a rock where he attempted to a glass cabinet, weyman had to restrain smith and calm him down.
Martin`s addiction has now resulted in a criminal record. on one UAF activity martin was suffering from doughnut psychosis, martin declared that he was kermit the frog and the assualted a police officer, smith was arrested and sent to a psychiatrist, where he admitted the ful extent of the problem, smith had been putting pieces of doughnut in rol ups and smoking them, he also admitted that he had made home brew mixed with doughnuts and had fermented the potion in the kitchen, this resulted in an explosion where smith claimed that he had been the victim of a right wing terror plot, we urge al anti fascists to suport comrade smith.
On one occasion in Birmingham martin had ran out of money for doughnuts so he aproached a man in the street and asked him for five pounds but the man refused, martin went beserk and grabbed the man and started screaming at him, it later turned out that the man was an EDL supporter so martin attempted to justify the assualt claiming that it was an anti fascist activity.
One embarrassing incident was when the UAF attended an educational visit to a tunisian ghetto in the south of france, smith attempted to burgle a boulangerie in order to steal doughnuts, but the attempted burglarly degenerated into a farce when smith fel through an asbestos roof and injured himself, an ambulance had to be called. Before the UAF protest in manchester smith walked into a doughnut shop and asked the staff if they knew who he was, the staff declared that they had no idea, smith went beserk and returned to the shop with a rock where he attempted to a glass cabinet, weyman had to restrain smith and calm him down.
Martin`s addiction has now resulted in a criminal record. on one UAF activity martin was suffering from doughnut psychosis, martin declared that he was kermit the frog and the assualted a police officer, smith was arrested and sent to a psychiatrist, where he admitted the ful extent of the problem, smith had been putting pieces of doughnut in rol ups and smoking them, he also admitted that he had made home brew mixed with doughnuts and had fermented the potion in the kitchen, this resulted in an explosion where smith claimed that he had been the victim of a right wing terror plot, we urge al anti fascists to suport comrade smith.
arnold layne
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