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Tesco Song

via Player of Games | 08.09.2011 23:15 | Analysis | Social Struggles | Oxford

True Story of when Neil got banned from Tesco and found a better life waiting for me without those ****ers.

Who's your favourite corporation? Mine is PG Tips.
It's better to buy tea in a fair trade way,
but if I had to pick just one corporation to stay, it would be, PG.
I got banned from Tesco's the other day.
I was trying to take a photograph for an exhibition at the Vaults cafe.
When the bouncer threw me out all aggressive and crazy,
I haven't been back in 9 months since then, see,
I've found shopping so much better on the Cowley road without those fuckers.
Now I don't have to wait. And I don't have to queue.
And I get a friendly face when I but my food and it's cheaper,
You don't believe me but it's true it's cheaper,
They fooled you, well they fooled me too.
So who's your favourite corporation? Please don't say Tesco's
'Cause I hate those fuckers with all of my heart and I hope that they die
And I hope that they rot. I hate Tesco's.

Sat down by the side of the river waiting for the sunshine to deliver some words
I wanna sing a song about the corporation, how the power of the people can stop this irritation. If they don't itch it it will go away. 'Cause you don't have to buy every thing that you're sold. Don't have to believe all the shit that you're told.
So who's your favourite corporation? Well they could all just die.
Lets bury them alive let the little ones/shops survive, human spirit be revived.
It's always the big fish, eat all the small fish. I can see how it works in the sea
But between you and me. Have a billion years of evolution not moved
consciousness along just a little bit. We're still living in the rules of the ocean.

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Comments

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  1. Another tesco song..... — murp
  2. tit for tat — anon
  3. @tit for tat — me
  4. tesco's options — anon
  5. tesco are wankers — fuck off