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'Accountant' | 28.02.2011 10:05 | Anti-racism | South Coast | World

Warning : this article may contain ‘big words’ so to help the EDL trolls, here is a link to the dickshunry :  http://dictionary.reference.com/

Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen, Oman, Luton! Massive cuts of public jobs, increased fuel costs, VAT rises, ‘Allah is a paedo.’ The ‘unstoppable’ English Defence League continue to prove themselves hopelessly out of step with the reality of politics both locally and internationally and insist that the ills of the UK are created by millions of Islamic extremists. In the UK, Muslims represent 3% of the population and the % of extremists is slight. The EDL believe that we are about to be subsumed by sharia law and that Muslims are ‘out-breeding’ ‘white Brits.’ Lads, in grown-up politics the real issues are the Middle East, the economy and the ideological attack on the public sector by the Tories. You have yet to identify or expose any extremists in any of the places you have had your piss-ups. The only extremists arrested have been EDL members. The ‘inclusive’ EDL claim to ‘peacefully oppose’ Islamic extremism and think that ‘ordinary’ Muslims will not be offended by chants of ‘Mohammed is a paedo.’ The leadership blame this on a few ‘loose cannons’ but do not understand that the point of leadership is to control the ‘loose cannons’ and prevent this kind of thing. And this ‘loose cannons’ excuse has no political credibility because it has happened on every demo so far.

The EDL’s Jewish division is also a ‘loose cannon.’ Roberta Moore of the Jewish division has blundered massively over her affiliation with the Jewish Task Force and even the EDL have realised that the JTF, and indeed Moore herself, are a political liability who do no-one any favours. But she is a ‘loose cannon’ and a girl so she is probably just confused, the poor dear. The EDL think that anyone who opposes ‘Islamic extremism’ must be okay and on their side but the reality – which is where the rest of us who can read exist – know otherwise.

Another loose cannon in the morbidly obese shape of Bill Baker has been ‘proscribed.’ The portly leader of the English Nationalist Alliance, friend of pasties everywhere, has been booted out of an increasingly fragmented EDL. In case you don’t remember, the ENA have been piggybacking the EDL for a while now and have had a couple of sparsely attended demos here and there and were utterly humiliated in Brighton last summer. Even the ‘leadership’ of the EDL have realised that Baker is an unreconstructed Nazi and is doing their ‘multicultural racism’ pose no favours. Baker is after the kind of cash that sympathetic idiots willingly handover to the EDL for a ‘burka’ facemask and the thrill of being part of a barney now that they can’t get away with it at footy matches.

The embarrassments continue and it is almost sad to list them. There is the ongoing row over the Birmingham division’s tactless photo op with masks, guns and loyalist flags which the EDL are claiming that us nasty ‘fascist-anti-fascist UAF’ (i.e., anyone who does not like the EDL) have photoshopped. Best of all was the Richard Price incident with Stephen Napoleon-Lennon first supporting him, then saying Price was never part of the leadership and then the total turnaround and saying he was leadership but after being exposed as a sex offender he is now ‘proscribed.’ Some callous wag suggested anti-fascists sing ‘Pricey is a paedo’ at counter-demos but that just not nice. (Oh, and remember, when the EDL go on about ‘Asian drug gangs’ remind them about Price’s conviction for crack and cocaine which I am sure he bought from a respectable ‘white’ dealer and the fact that many EDLers are partial to a toke and a snort now and again and members have been arrested for drugs on demos).

The EDL blunder from crisis to crisis with the diminutive Steven Yaxley-Mainwaring at the helm of an increasingly contradictory, naïve and misguided ship of fools, still convinced that political efficacy is judged by how many pissed idiots you can gather at a Wetherspoons of a Saturday. Well done. Coke snorting woman beating ex-convict Napoleon-Lennon claimed on Newsnight to a rather bored Jeremy Paxman that ‘I ain’t political nor nuffink’ but forgot to mention that photo of him at the BNP meeting with Richard Edmonds. Something the EDL trolls have yet to comment on.

The EDL are always going on about opposition being middle class as if being a balding, fat, unemployed, football hooligan was somehow inherently noble. They should remind themselves that double-barrelled Caxley-Lennon owns a tanning business as well as ‘a couple of properties.’ Not very working clarse that, is it? And neither is Alan Lake founder of the EDL. Captain Yaxley-Mainwaring’s bank account has been frozen over money laundering allegations and it is a commonly held view that he has done a Griffin and siphoned off cash from the burka and hoody proceeds. He has been accused of this in the past by former EDL ‘martyr’ Snowy who also claimed Caxley-Trousers was an Irish republican. And speaking of Ireland, EDL supporters claim that their chant of ‘no surrender’ has no loyalist overtones, i.e., no relation to the footy chant ‘no surrender to the IRA’ – which is like saying the Hitler salute is in fact a Roman one and no negative connotations were intended.

The undoing of the EDL could well be over money like the BNP and Nickclops Griffin who could not keep his hands off all that lovely lolly. There were moves to make people pay for access to the EDL website but this seems to have been shelved as it is such an obvious racket. The website itself still features pro-BNP sentiments which are eventually deleted by the dozy moderators and the section for opponents to comment has been removed. So as the British government are making massive cuts in public spending and affecting pretty much every area of life the EDL fail to expose any extremists. They limp from PR crisis to PR crisis blaming Islam for the world’s ills and Stephen Hyphen-Mainwaring’s legal troubles are coming to a head. But will his Special Branch handler step into the breach and save him in time? No.

The next EDL demo is set for Rochdale on 5th March. See you there.

'Accountant'

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Roberta Moore from the EDL's Jewish Division is...

28.02.2011 11:48

Roberta Moore, the loony leader of the EDL's Jewish Division is actually a self-declared pagan, (and alleged Odinist), which surely leads to question whether she's actually jewish at all? She seems to be odinist when dealing with white nazis who'd lynch her for being a jew and jewish when it suits the EDL and her ego trip.

Personally I don't care what your religion is, and I certainly won't discriminate against you dependent on which cult you've joined, but as the Extremely Dens Losers so often tell us that people are free to choose their religion, (when they insinuate people who were born and raised as muslims can easily stop being muslim), maybe Roberta's been doing a bit of pick-and-mix depending on what's most convenient?

Another amusing fact abot the EDL's link-ups with jewish extremists is that they've proscribed the Jewish Task Force, (JTF), but still have close ties with the Jewish Defence League, (JDL), despite Roberta Moore's public explanation that both groups have ties to the same terrorists, (and are essentially the same organisation with two different names). The JTF has been proscribed, but they can't proscribe the JDL after Yaxley-Lennon gave one of his "rousing speeches" to a JDL conference via webcam.

The EDL are nothing more than an incompetent, incoherent bunch of thugs, thieves and losers!

a self declared pagan


SPORT ARE CAWS!

28.02.2011 13:37

Hal Al


crap stereotypes don't win arguments

28.02.2011 15:52

this article seems to be an attempt to copy 'malatesta' but replaces the humour with lazy stereotypes. i don't give a shit whether tommy robinson can spell or not - it's his racist attacks that need to be stopped. you can make as many 'thick working class' jokes as you like, the fact is that the EDL are picking up support in places that the left should be winning. until we have something serious to challenge them with the joke is on us.

'But she is a ‘loose cannon’ and a girl so she is probably just confused, the poor dear.' - WTF?

disappointed


It's true...

28.02.2011 16:43

Crap stereotypes don't win arguments and the EDL are picking up support in places that the left should be winning and until we have something serious to challenge them with the joke is on us!

The trouble is that when the recession bites, people who've lost their jobs will be more likely to side with the fascists view that it's the fault of the immigrants rather than the fault of the tax dodgers and the banks. I'm sure it feels good to occupy a high-street bank for a while, but it's not going to make them give the money back and it's not going to stop the government from cutting services so a new approach, (in tandem maybe?), is going to be needed to prevent the average worker from falling into the same trap that many fell into in 1930s Germany.

There's nothning better than a recession for the far-right, but the important question is what does the civilised spectrum of society do in response?

I have to agree with disappointed


Tanning?

28.02.2011 18:37

Does anyone else find it ironic for a white racist to make a living turning people brown?

anon


wont last

28.02.2011 18:47

why all the fuss we all know they wont last six months WHOS STREETS THERE STREETS IM AFRAID

any colour you like


Withdraw!

28.02.2011 23:01

If you really want to hit the banks withdraw any cash they are 'minding' for you.

It's the only language they speak.

Oliver Irwell


EDL 101

01.03.2011 01:12

I remember one of their jokers posting on here last year about how the Englander Dumphus Luftwaffe were one of the biggest movements of "der people" to have emerged in this country in recent years!

Kinda looked stupid at the time. Looks positively comical now considering what's going on around the world.

EDL leadership should throw the towel in now. Its getting embarrassing to watch!

So if your an EDL warrior reading this:

1 The people are not with you
2 The people are NOT stupid, they know racism when they see it.
3 Build a movement using imbeciles, and your movement is imbecilic.
4 Zionists are mad as bats, run away from them.
5 Nationalism is the politics of cowards.
6 Islam is to you is what a mountain is to a pebble.
7 The people you really needed to fight, never showed up for laughing.
8 Football stars have no respect for you, they only respect your money.
9 Statistically speaking, using established academic science and peer-reviewed sociological data, at least 22% of EDL members at any given time are wearing their sisters knickers.
10 Your mate Pete secretly fancies you!

Soloman Shnowser-Conk


^True that.

01.03.2011 21:58

Pisstaking aside though, recent events around the world, even in "Great" Britain do put the EDL's campaigning into perspective. We have had thousands on the streets protesting the cuts, big business tax avoidance, loss of services etc. from all walks of life, all ethnic backgrounds, genders and most sections of society and the EDL? A couple of thousand (at most) in the so-called town of their birth Luton was kind off embarrassing for them. They really haven't made much progress have they?? True they seem to have temporarily recovered from the almighty cataostrophe that was Bradford - the so-called "Big One" where most EDL were too scared to show up - but apart from that their demo's have beeen small scale flash demos that have fizzled out after a bout of shouting and drinking. The fact that they have to highlight their Jewish and LGBT divisions shows how desperate they are, most anti-cuts demo's don't take any notice of any such "divisions" in their ranks, its the people, as one protesting against the Tories/bankers/rich ripping us off.
Then when you look at Egypt, Libya etc you really see how the EDL are pathetic in the extreme.

Lets face it, the EDL are washed up, no-one cares about the non-existant threat of Islam when their wage is on the line, their education has gone, their services are gone, disability services are going,care for the elderly has gone, care for people with disabilities has gone, the NHS is under threat etc. People see that poor white peopel and poor Asians are suffering alike and know that it ws the rich that caused the problem and the poor who are, quite literally, paying for it.

Any body daft enough tto be vaguely interested in the EDL's message to show any interest in them will be far too distraced to think about whether we really are facing a threat from Islam let alone doing anything about it when there are so many more real problems to deal with. Their poxy excuse for indulging in casual racism will be ignored in the face of real the dangers caused by the rich.

IHTF


resigned to history.

03.03.2011 13:06

Please stop giving the edl airtime.They are resigned to history there going nowhere fast those at the top of the edl are making a few quid simple.There leaders are Charlatans and misinformed morons.

resigned to history