Prepare for Tuesdays / future events by making a reinforced banners to break the kettle...

Will be posting a pictoral step by step guide on the site later...but its not rocket science...

Step 1...sheet of plywood or similar (dont use the garden gate-you'll still have to transport it)

Step 2 ...bit of battening and a handle type thing on the back (could reappropriate one from a public loo door..?)

Step 3 ...Decorate the front with a suitable slogan / poster of choice

Step 4 ...Finish your ensemble by wearing a cycling / skateboard helmet

.... Bingo - ready made sheild and headgear strong enough to take a battering from the truncheons of dibble whilst exiting the kettle!