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Glad the police are keeping bristol safe while the political circus is in town

Scared of animals | 23.04.2010 16:08

Police keeping us safeI am really thankful to the police and the security organisations policing the Arnolfini for helping stop the animals from escaping the political circus happening today. If they were to escape and were let loose on the streets of Bristol and possibly coming into contact with the general public who knows what would happen. This species of animal the politicianius lieatus bullshitius could come into contact with our children attacking their minds and bodies and spreading accountablistitis across the city, a disease so bad that it makes you do things you have promised!! They could also drain the public resources that Bristol has, pollute the environment with their filth and generally cause a right nuisance.

Scared of animals