Activists in Stratford-upon-Avon greeted the local Tory councillor in the town centre today to mark Mayday and oppose their policies for the rich.

Those trying to get people to vote for their party were shaddowed by people with placards reading "Hate the Poor? Vote Tory" and "Free Balloons for Rich Kids Only", whilst the wannabe councillor's lackeys got upset as a result of being constantly questioned about the rich holding most of the wealth.

Conservative balloons were obtained and released and a big pile of Tory leaflets were also quickly chucked in the bin where they belong. We will not allow these scumbags representing their rich mates in big business to stand on our streets and peddle their lies un-opposed.