Having come to his campaign headquarters to find, what have been described by an hysterical media as "death threats" scrawled on the walls Tory arse Anthony Little was understandably perturbed. The source of his distress was a spray paint manifesto consisting of two tongue in cheek pieces of graffiti which read "see ya soon x x" and "I want more Tory funerals". The former a friendly jibe about extra parliamentary pressure the Tories may encounter if elected, the late a reference to Ian Bone's anarcho-singalong classic 'Tory Funerals'.

Between themselves the police, local press and the Tories have managed to fall victim to the kind of extreme paranoia characteristic of mass hysteria and moral panic and convinced each other of a serious threat to Little who was "shocked" but remains resilient in his campaigning.

We can only wonder how terrified the poor little politicians must have been when only days after removing the offending slogans they were replaced with a fresh batch. The new installment of anti-establishment literature read "Eton Mess" and "Toffs, Tossers".

The adress for the article is detailed below, and at this point I'd like to make an honorable mention of Martin Wallis of Shipdham who having read the article simply commented "wimp". You sir are a friend of hours and Norwich Classwar doth our collective caps.

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