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Climate Swoop at South Wheeler - urgent

James Domp | 04.10.2009 19:36 | Climate Chaos | South Coast | World

There is an urgent request for Climate Swoopers. We have found a toxic dump in the town of South Wheeler who have described their town as an "arsehole" full of toxins, waste materials and methane leaks. They have requested that Climate Swoopers take immediate action against the dumping and subsequent gasses, pollution etc. They have said "the dumping really, really stinks, it's SO TOXIC!"

Dumping by South Wheeler is causing no end of problems for people living nearby. They have said "it stinks, it's just so rotten, what can we do to alleviate this?".

South Wheeler have asked Climate Swoopers to help.

Secret meeting planned soon. Watch this space.

James Domp

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ha ha ha ha ha ha

04.10.2009 20:49

I geddit ; )

anon anarcho

We hasten to add that South Wheeler is not actually an "arsehole"..

05.10.2009 17:09

The people, Southj Wheeler asked for the Climate Swoop.

"Climate Swoop my arse" was the exact words.

anon

the arsehole comment came from South Wheeler . South Wheeler is very nice

05.10.2009 21:44

South Wheeler is in fact very nice and the "arsehole" comment was on account of the request for a Cliamate Swoop at said arse. Sorry.

red in the face