If we can get regime change with an orchestrated colour revolution that doesn't reflect the will of the majority of people of Iran, it will save us having to use bombs which could be sent to Afghanistan, Pakistan or Iraq where they're most needed.

Bennie has said he experiences no cognitive dissonance jumping up and down about 17 dead in the wake of 1,500 deaths in Gaza, he really does care for the Iranian people and only wants to see what's best for them.

Barack Osama has an awful lot to say about Iran but would like to offer no comment on Palestine (other than the pantomime where he is seen to be doing the right thing, where the backroom chat is probably a lot different - a la Bush's secret under the table deal to continue settlement growth).

Gordon is just happy to do what the others want, he doesn't want to rock the boat as it hasn't calmed down from all the money grabbing idiots jumping overboard.

We hope that this public service announcement helps you get on the streets to support our revolution, it's the will of the people after all (just not the ones you're thinking of).

P.S. Don't forget to wear something green, alternatively just eat a lot of green food so that when you realise that you're being manipulated your vomit will blend in.