Dear Imprisoned Consumer,

You may be aware that we at Tesco are planning to open a new store at Castle Retail Park in Radford (same site as the huge Aldi). If Nottingham City Council approves our application at its planning meeting on Wednesday 17th of June we will be able to build yet another supermarket selling shoddy packaged goods sourced from oppressive regimes using aggressive pricing strategies designed to put every other store in the world out of business.

With that in mind we'd like to invite you to an exhibition in the car park of the Castle Retail Park on Thursday 11th June at 1pm to tell us where we can stick it.

yours faithfully,

Tesco