Naked picnic at the home of Anthony Steen MP
Heydon Prowse | 03.06.2009 14:13
Seeing as we paid for Anthony's house, we should be allowed to take our clothes off on his property and do a bit of sunbathing.

Anthony Steen is the Tory MP for Totnes who spent nearly £90,000 of taxpayers’ money on his vast grounds and then said (very perceptively) on BBC Radio 4 that we were all just jealous of him because his house is so bloody massive. “Do you know what it’s about?” said Steen, “Jealousy. I have got a very, very large house. Some people say it looks like Balmoral.” Yes that’s right Anthony – we are absolutely green. In fact we’re so jealous that we feel we have a right to come over and have a picnic on your lawn… and take our clothes off if we want…

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