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BNP knocking at your door! sLOw the fuckers dOWn.

iVICA | 19.05.2009 20:17 | Anti-racism | Migration | Social Struggles

When they knock at your door hold them up as long as possible. chat shit, argue even agree with them if you have to, just slow the fuckers down.

The longer you talk to them the less time they have to talk to people who might actually take them seriously.

iVICA

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What an odd tactic

19.05.2009 20:50

Are you really suggesting defeating fascism by inviting it in for a cup of tea? How very gentile and, well bizarre. Have you not seen the end of 'Tea with Mussolini'?

Danny

incompetent - lost my vote

19.05.2009 21:04

i was actually considering voting for them as at least they talk some sense. But got the leaflet today and realised they are incompeten like most people who aim to be in public office.

They've used istockphoto's for 4 testimonials which mean they are completely made up. I've nearly used the old couple in some of my own work.

I realise pretty much every testimonial is fake (i've worked in media for 15+ years and can't remember how many times i've done it). But, they must realise they are going to get spotted being in politics. If they can't work this out, this simple really easy thing, a schoolboy error, then I can't have any confidence in them at all.

reggie

incompetent slackers

19.05.2009 21:11

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/local-elections/5331700/British-pensioners-on-BNP-election-leaflet-are-actually-Italian-models.html

see what i mean - incompetent. And i don't know what they are going on about the "ruse" being uncovered. Anyone who uses stock image libraries would spot it in 2 seconds.

Totally incompetent. If they can't even oversea the production of a leaflet then they can't do anything right. All public servants and their wannabes are completely incompetent. They've failed to survive in the commercial world due to lack of talent, so have to go the subsidised world of government instead.

reggie

British jobs for Oregon male models

19.05.2009 21:21

Reggie, I don't understand why this is a deciding argument against fascim for anyone, but if you are only appalled by fake models then okay. The BNP are fake whatever angle you photograph them from.

"
British jobs for British workers," the BNP's advert demands. The problem is that the builders pictured in the photo are hardly home-grown: they hail from Oregon, on the far side of the United States. The far-right party yesterday found itself derided after admitting that the beefy models posing in the picture were sourced from a photo agency in Portland, Oregon.
"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnps-british-builders-are-american-1686785.html

Danny

the planes polish and all!

19.05.2009 22:42

Thats nothing. The picture of the plane is actually a Polish plane.

http://www.schnews.org.uk/archive/news66710.php

Not exactly too surprising. Cant imagine many fascists history knowledge is up to scratch.

Fabbri

Typeface

19.05.2009 23:24

The facist fools could have at least used a British font - They used Arial which is a rubbish copy of a classic Swiss font - Helvetica...

typographer

danny

19.05.2009 23:38

Danny, I'm not appalled by fake models, its more the incompetence.
They MUST have known their literature will be under the spotlight like any political party. But its no the first time, the manchester conjestion charge people used fake testimonials too with stock photos.

reggie

...and the soldier too

20.05.2009 08:46

And the soldier pictured has labelled the BNP "scumbags" for using his photo and attributing a racist quote...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2436087.ece

Cute idea about inviting the BNP for tea. You could also have fun confusing them up by saying things like "It's great you're pro St George" (wait for nods) "...his mum was Palestinian, wasn't she?"

Norvello

keep them at the door for as long as possible...

20.05.2009 09:10

whilst your mates whip round with ballys and bats!

captain tictacs

Not odd

20.05.2009 12:09

The tactic isn't odd Danny, it's bog standard. Supporters of political parties too old or infirm to slog round canvassing often avoid putting up any posters (otherwise the opposition won't knock) then keep them on the doorstep for as long as possible. I used to know one elderly Labour member (old style) who always regaled the Tories with sherry, then used to gleefully boast "It was that Mrs X again. She was here for 47 minutes" or whatever.

The tactic is not one I could endure, especially as I'm opposed to ALL of them, but if you're planning to give the BNP a cup of tea, do make sure it's spiked with a very powerful and persistent laxative. I did say the tactic was..err..bog standard.

Stroppyoldgit

So.....

20.05.2009 12:22

Vile racism and facist outlooks are oaky, but using stock photographs is what turned you off the party. Oookay.

Anyway, I'd love to see 'em try canvassing round BD7. I might cook me some popcorn and watch the fun :-)

CW

Love and learn

20.05.2009 15:12

I never knew slowing down canvassers was a recognised tactic. I canvassed for a peace candidate once, maybe some of the old codgers that engaged me in pleasant banter weren't as friendly or as lonely as I'd assumed. The only thing I was told was always start at the top of a block of flats or at the end of a cul-de-sac, in case you are attacked. I did get to see some party shenanigans, such as the Labour council renegeing on the lease for the candidates office at the last minute. The local BNP don't canvas here, they really are just gangsters without any pretence of respectability. What we do get in Scotland is lot's of 'independents' who use a black thistle to indicate that they are fascist, apparently unaware that that's been used for years to identify actions by a local anarchist group.

Danny

bnp wearing their brains on their sleeves...again...

20.05.2009 16:40

Having watched the following (seen on WAG's youtube site), I doubt any of the bnp retards could hold an intelligent conversation and drink tea at the same time...not least without spilling it..imbeciles

These are nasty people with nasty agenda's....and nasty things will surely happen to them.

PS- Don't you have to state the cost of premium texts (im assuming the number on the piece of shite that intruded into my house is for a premium text thingy?)-if so, shouldnt we all be putting a complaint into OFCOM?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emj_05lmjO4&feature=channel_page

spottydogcollective

Griffins tea with the Queen

20.05.2009 16:44

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6327198.ece

The leader of the far-right British National party is to attend a garden party hosted by the Queen, it was claimed today. Nick Griffin will accompany Richard Barnbrook, a BNP member of the London Assembly, as his guest at the event on July 21, Mr Barnbrook said. A BNP spokesman said: “Richard Barnbrook has got an official invite in his capacity as a member of the London Assembly and he is allowed to bring a guest, which will be Nick Griffin.

Danny

Tea with liz

20.05.2009 16:54

...perhaps she's read this too and is trying the delaying tactics...or maybe phillip the facist invited them for a likeminded afternoon of being 'british'?

spottydogcollective

Or Stab Them

21.05.2009 14:50

Smack the fuckers in the face. Answer the door with a fucking shotgun and tell them to fuck off.

Brian

my life!

21.05.2009 21:07

I do like the ubiquitous Danny's description of this tactic as 'gentile' - dig out the dictionary, there's a good fellow!

saapht

@saapht in the heid

21.05.2009 21:40

"Genteel", you are quite correct. I quite often end up saying the opposite of what I intended but you know, most people here are smart enough to figure that out for themselves without me correcting myself constantly, which seems a bit vain even by my standards. I apologise but my last sub-editor died of frustration before showing me how to use a spell-checker. Never mind, you have the job now.

Danny

In relation to Premium line numbers (spottydogcollective)

23.05.2009 02:52

0870 757 6267
0870 751 5296

These are both non-geographic numbers charged to be charged at up to 10p per minute. The services operating on this number can include advice lines, call centres, ticket booking lines, customer support lines and more. The cost of these calls may vary depending on your phone company so you should speak to them for more information or advice. Ofcom is responsible for the regulation of these numbers.

Should the leaflet contain any other numbers, use the following utility to discover who regulates it and what the costs should be:

http://www.phonepayplus.org.uk/output/Check-a-number-results.aspx

This will also work for shortcodes (60777 being the current BNP one)

PhonepayPlus has the following information about the shortcode number 60777.
This is a text message service charged at premium rate. The types of services operating on this number can be ring tones, jokes, games tarot, chat, mobile internet services (WAP) and more. The costs will vary depending on the nature of the service If you would like to find out more about this particular service you should contact the company listed below.

Text You
Interlinked Media
35a Side
Newcastle
NE1 3JE
01912 221 945

support@textyou.co.uk

Who provide the network service and billing for the shortcode.

To stop the service you simply need to send a text with the words STOP ALL (in capitals) to the shortcode number. If you want to log a complaint to PhonepayPlus online please click here. Alternatively, you can call our helpline on 0800 500 212 (Mon-Fri, 0800-1800).

Want to find out more about Phone-Paid Services?

You can now use the PhonepayPlus number checker on your mobile phone.

76787 is new way to check the cost and provider of a number anytime, anywhere. All you need to do is open a new text message, type the number or text shortcode that you want to check into the body of the message and send it off to 76787. It is free to use. PhonepayPlus text back all of the relevant information as above.

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