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Animal Liberation Front infiltration by police. Article by Jo Powell.

You should all know that most of the people involved in the Animal Liberation Front today are in fact under cover police. Anyone who cannot see this should open their eyes properly. I have attended many demonstrations and know that most female activists, especially the "attractive" women are under cover officers. In fact nearly all of the women are police personnel. This isn't an illusion, it is true. Jo Powell.

You only have to see what is happeneing in the Animal Liberation Front to realise that what I am saying is true. Many women and girls in the Animal Liberation Front
are jealous of me because I am attractive and I have been given a hard time by them and their jealously over my appearance.
The majority of the rest are police and these officers have spread lies about me.

I was reluctant to write this article for the animals and was persuaded to post it by a friend who has written this up for me.

If the animals are to be saved then people need to see how I have been treated and to ignore all the things that they have heard about me.

Jo Powell.

Jo Powell

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C'mon you can do better than that!

05.05.2009 07:49

If you are going to shit stir use some imagination and discretion. Amusing for comedy content though.

Lynn Sawyer

I assume....

05.05.2009 07:50

That this is a joke!

Debbie VINCENT

Hahaahhaha

05.05.2009 08:30

This literally made me laugh out loud. I have never seen such a hilarious article, either this is the thickest copper I have ever seen or this is some nutter with illusions of grandeur.

Either way, thanks for posting it. Amazing.

Chris

Fat Vegan

this is insanse

05.05.2009 08:48

to summarise:
you in the alf ?? i doubt i very much if you are putting that on indy

you are beautifull?? if this is the case why do you feel the need to put this all over the net, after some reasurance prehaps?

what is happening in the animal liberation front? as far as i am aware most people theese day are inside for legal campaigns, something which will force more people undergroud.

grow up, you deluded nutter.

Steve 'one inch' Discombe
Homepage: http://www.fatcops'r'us.com

thats awesome

05.05.2009 08:55

you make me cry with laughter. whoever you are im sure you will have a place on britans got talent, maybe you could be the next susan boyle

veganarchist

bwahahaha

05.05.2009 09:29

teh internetz deliverz! biggest LOLZ on indymedia EVA!

LOL out loud!

LOL!

05.05.2009 09:48

This is the biggest load of shit I have ever seen produced from the police. You must think we are all REALLY stupid!

I would request that Indy take down this article, but the fact is it is one of the funniest things I've read all week, and is so blantantly made up that absolutely everyone can see it's ridiculous.

Please, keep 'em coming!

Steve Donut Discombe

Ha ha!

05.05.2009 09:54

I am not as radical as most folks on this thread but even I can see through this one! Since you give your name - a false one undoubtedly - why not go the whole hog and post a photo of yourself too? :o)

Jon

Hahaha!

05.05.2009 09:59

Yeah this must be true! All the women in the police are so beautiful I'm so jealous! I tried to join the MET but apparently I'm too ugly so I became an activist instead.

Helen Hutchinson

I DiD iT for the LULZ!

05.05.2009 10:57

LOL! Please don't take this down - even a serious newswire needs some comic relief occasionally.

We all know that some (a very, very low amount) of the women in AR are infiltrators, but most of them? Don't be silly.

@ntispe

we have the music

05.05.2009 11:26

>I have attended many demonstrations and know that most female activists, especially the "attractive" women are under cover officers.... Many women and girls in the Animal Liberation Front are jealous of me because I am attractive

I want to thank you from my heart for not posting your own photo as evidence.

You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
we are ugly but we have the music."

Danny