Do you want free drinks forever?
Free money for everyone, for no particular reason?
Do you want everything to basically be all right?
Ambivalent to Random acts of violence?

Tired of Union politics as usual? Want real change?
Ron is the candidate for you, providing real hope and change!

• A Bouncy Castle in the Square
• Tiramisu
• An all smoking union pub
• Exams to be replaced with fighting
• To reopen nominations
• Death to the west
• Free Education or the threat of Violence
• End optomism, we’ll only get disappointed
• Establishment of a Funkmaster General for union council
• An End to crass populism
• Free money for everyone.
• Abolish Concrete and replace it with my mate ‘special brew’ mike as town crier

Can we change union politics?

YES WE CAN!
VOTE RON!

And he probably won’t hurt you
(We can’t promise anything)
(Look at him, he’s a nutter)

(RON Stands for Re open Nominations)