The Palestinian cause bores me. The Israelis should just have done, and nuke the fuckers. If the yids would do that small favour for the world, then we wouldn't have to listen to the predictable, boring bleating of the left-wing middle classes.

What's more it's freezing. Global Warming?

We ain't allowed to doubt it. So the recent weather that shrinks your balls to the size of raisins can only be explained as a feature of global warming.

Over the last few thousand years people haven't got any cleverer. As with all other animals, only minimal evolution has taken place in the human species.

Clever so and so's through the ages have always had their way and say. They burned witches, and sent young men to charge against machine guns. And now the wisdom of our age is all this global warming rubbish.

F**k them all.