The Yule 2008 edition also looks at how Worthing's two MPs had nothing of any use to say on the matter, while focusing their efforts instead on the ins and outs of Strictly Come Dancing.
An exclusive analysis reveals how Worthing Lions are out to sabotage the War Effort and bring down the Holy British Empire by sending troops crap food supplies and there is news of a big month-long campaign for freedom in the seaside town, including a protest starting at the town hall on Saturday March 14.
The edition is also available as a pdf.