Let's all send him some vegan food parcels to cheer him up?

Oh dear, poor little posh boy sat in prison for a couple of months huh. Lets hope he's got lots of clean shirts ;)

Not that his girlfriend semed too bothered clubbing away with his chinless mates last night.

Looks like Karma might be back on the case.

I would like to send him my regards...

Poor Otis, perhaps she will sit at home, knitting, waiting for him come out. Then again prob not :) I expect he will be a changed man, when he gets out, not quite the same, as he went in, as it were :) How very awkward for mum and dad having to go to a public prison to visit. All those common types, tut, tut.

I for one will be sending a welcome to your new home card.

Your messages:

 http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/397/268489.html

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1060945/Pictured-Bryan-Ferrys-son-Otis-handcuffs-judge-says-remain-custody-for10-weeks.html

Looks like he will be shitting it here:
 http://www.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/prisoninformation/locateaprison/prison.asp?id=394,15,2,15,394,0

Address:

HMP Gloucester

Barrack Square

Gloucester

GL1 2JN

'For someone who loves the outdoors so much it's very difficult to be in a cell without any windows or fresh air.' (From the Daily Mail)

Well i'm sure the same goes for anyone who gets locked up.... you would think.

Ma'am and I are most pleased, lock the blighter up, let him eat cake sew mail bags and perhaps eat them too.
Dear serfs, rest assured, we will be sure , that this happens, as HM Prison, means exactly that! Belongs to mum and as you all know, we the ruling elite, do exactly what we please.

This young whippersnapper is in need of a serious improvement in attitude. He needs to do some major work on his social skills. The Ma'am, I ,and others of the ruling elite are most perturbed by his high jinks and odd antics.

That said, in the interests of public hygiene.and air freshness. We trust his father and bit of rough, will supply, clean clothing, to replace the copious amounts of soiled items that will need regular replacement during his stay at our establishment.

Do the strand Otis, do the strand.

Regards to you all, my loyal subjects,
Chas.