At approx. 13.10, about 30 antifa warrors all dressed in black began spitting our dummies out when we noticed that our tactic of photographing children without pernission was being responded to in kind. We appealed to police for help, expecting them to tell the nasty BNP people to put their cameras down, but the police told us to stop acting like big girl's blouses. Fascist pigs.

So we bravely began bombarding the old bill with cowpats and pebbles, only to be defeated when six of our number were taken into custody under the Mental Health act. Not to be deterred, we bravely ran off into the fields surrounding the RWB, managing to stick our tongues out at the bnp as we ran.

Do NOT believe the rumour that one of our number ran up to the RWB fence and shouted "Smelly Nazis" - this has been planned but at the appointed hour, nobody had the courage to do so. Regrettable, but given the size of the opposition (there were at least half a dozen coppers) I think you'll agree this was a wiser solution all round.

We spent the next three hours running like chicken shit through cow shit, then got on here to spout bull shit.

The people of Denby and surrounding areas were thoroughly disgusted with our behaviour - one elderly local was heard saying that he wished he was thirty years older, then he might have come out and slapped us all himself. Fascist OAPig.

All in all, a glorious failure for Antifa and a day that will surely not be forgotten, at least if the BNP have anything to do with it. :)