JERUSALEM - U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama pledged staunch support for Israel’s theft of Palestinian land during a visit to Jerusalem on Wednesday and said, if elected, he would do what the AIPAC told him to do.

As part of an overseas tour aimed at getting Israel’s permission to be President, Obama met Israeli Defence Minister Ehud Barak and right-wing opposition leader Benjamin Netanyahu and begged them to let him have the job.

Netanyahu, a former lunatic prime minister, said Obama promised never to seek to damage Israel's security. Both men agreed on the "primacy" of preventing Iran from becoming a nuclear power.