http://www.phorm.com/about/launch_agreement.php

my dear fellow spirits
it is with some glee
i forwarded an email
on Phorm, here to thee
alas it was judged
that my form it was off
and the language therein
was not that of the toff

so i dig out my shakespeare
my wordsworth and leigh hunt
whilst i send you a link
on the plot of the bad people
who seek to sell your history
in browsing these sites
and flog your bad habits
for varying sized bites
BT talkTalk and the virgin himself
so follow the link
and see for yourself

now i will go back to reading my lits
and wont say what i think of some blithering ....