Who Ate All The Pies? Who Told All The Lies?
No Pasaran! | 14.05.2008 13:49 | Anti-racism
Ade Brookes - a man with a beard (wife Michelle)
The RVF's website, targetted by pop-ups in a very Freudian fashion
There has rarely been a time when one or two uniform fetishists on the British fascist Right haven’t clubbed together and pretended to be some form of ‘combat organisation’, giving themselves the trappings of a quasi-terrorist group. Despite the publicity given to these grouplets by the pseudo-antifascist entity ‘Searchlight’, they have generally posed more of a threat to their own members than to anyone else. Little has changed since the days of ‘Column 88’, with a few ageing skinheads currently posing as both the ‘Aryan Strike Force’ and the ‘Racial Volunteer Force’ as an excuse to swagger and posture on the nuttier internet forums the fascist menace inhabit.
The circumstances behind this handful of numbskulls currently being lauded as the “backbone” of ‘white nationalism’ might be considered bizarre in any other walk of life – backbone is something we have rarely seen in evidence among the Fash. As with their forbears on the pantomime fringe of British fascism, the ‘RVF’, and the even more laughable ‘ASF’ (with more initials than members) are far from averse to bullshit and outright lies to court the whoops and back-slaps of their doting compatriots.
In reality, it’s already been a bad year for the Fash, with numerous militant antifascist attacks against them. Recently the ‘British People’s Party’s so-called ‘security team’ got completely turned over by Antifa in London. As usual, much recrimination ensued after the horse had bolted (a very overweight old nag called ‘Sid’ if the metaphor is to be stretched.) “Who will save us from the pesky Reds?” They cried. “We are clueless and gutless to a man (if truth be told.”) Cue bold Sir Adrian Brookes (AKA ‘Kruger’), who certainly looks like he has the arse for a row. Though it’s dwarfed by that of wife Michelle, it might even be big enough to plug the yawning chasm at the centre of Nazi security, that’s if it was matched by a brain one tenth the size.
Brookes may fancy himself as the fuhrer of any tin-pot gang of inbred idiots going, but one only has to look at his track-record within his previous outfit to get a glimpse of the pathetic reality. The short-lived Hitlerite drinking gang, the ‘Wolf’s Hook White Brotherhood’, of which Brookes was leader, could not even get pissed together without their ‘Head of Security’ stabbing the founder of the gang to death.
The latest incarnation of the ‘RVF’, together with the other Laurel & Hardy outfit mentioned above were recently ‘blooded’ in Manchester, when they bravely took on the might of Antifa. Or so they would have their fellow Nazis believe. In reality half a dozen of these dumplings stumbled into a confrontation with a few members of the small and mainly female Manchester branch of the ‘Revolutionary Communist Group’. Despite being outnumbered, we gather that the RCG gave a good account of themselves. As usual, the blustering buffoons of the Right lied through their teeth about what had actually occurred, including claiming they had confronted Antifa, something their gullible fellow-nazis were only too eager to believe.
Soon after, Brookes and his pals ran the ‘security’ for a Leeds get-together of the ailing joke that is the ‘British People’s Party’. A speaker told the assembled dozens that they were damned lucky to have the ‘RVF’ there to protect them against Antifa, claiming to the fools in the audience that 35 ‘Reds’ had threatened to attack the meeting. This blatant lie resulted in Brookes and his crew being heralded as the saviours of British fascism! The reality is that the lunatic fringe of the extreme Right are only ever likely to be a side-order for Antifa, idiots we batter when we’re bored or tired of chasing bigger but more elusive fry. This ‘RVF’/’ASF’ ‘security detail’ are little more than an excuse for a few middle-aged men to dress up in combat fatigues and scam free beer from their even dafter associates. If we ever believed Brookes and his crew posed a serious threat we would simply go round and knock on his door at 58 Cornwall Crescent, Brinington, Stockport, Cheshire, SK5 8HB and have a frank exchange of views.
Since they are unable to make the grade even among the pot-bellied oafs of the BNP ‘security team’, it was inevitable that Brookes and his small crew of misfits would turn up in the political orbit of the ‘British People’s Party’. Riven by a basic political contradiction, this shambolic bunch of near-geriatric Hitler fantacists, have struggled since their inception to decide whether they want to be a gang of terrorists or an electoral party. The problem is largely to do with the makeup of the membership, and particularly that of the leadership. The former are for the most part senile neo-Nazis, shunned even by the BNP and forever wedded to the losing side in World War 2, while the leadership are even more ridiculous. Current fuhrer, on paper at least, is Kevin Watmough, a pathetic individual with no charisma or speaking ability whatsoever, whose influence on the fascist Right, beyond peddling swastikas, has only ever extended to running ‘Redwatch’ and various tawdry internet forums. Even among fellow neo-Nazis he is regarded as a coward and is also strongly rumoured to be a police informer. Alongside Watmough, is veteran fascist and chronic alcoholic Eddy Morrison, whose seen more retirement parties than Saga cruises, and been in and out of the BPP like the hokey-cokey since it was formed. When he’s sober, Eddy can get up and talk bollocks at a meeting, but he’s regarded as unreliable and untrustworthy by many on the fascist Right, not least because of his history as an informer (both to AFA and to the cops.)
Until recently, the dreadful duo of Watmough and Morrison were joined in the BPP leadership by Peter ‘Sid’ Williamson, another almost laughable figure, who could rarely stay sober long enough at BPP meetings to hold a steady knife to a comrade’s throat. Williamson departed with the usual acrimony following the BPP’s recent London humiliation at the hands (and boots) of Antifa.
With so many fragile egos dog-paddling around in such a diminutive puddle of piss, any friendship between the pond life of the RVF and that of the BPP is likely to be short-lived. There has already been tension caused by Brookes’ pal Tommy Williams, of Sheffield, threatening Watmough and Morrison via the internet. Williams, who runs the ‘Covert Undercover Nuisance Tactics’ blogspot, must be a strong contender for the biggest gobshite (and shithouse) in British fascist politics. He famously fell out with Williamson, posting up his home address all over Indymedia, together with numerous ‘trademark’ Photoshop ‘piss-takes’, and threatening to fight him at the BNP’s ‘Red, White & Blue’ knees-up. On the day of reckoning however, both were shown to be the cowards they are, and Williams has now sided with Williamson against Watmough and Morrison. The spat appears to be the usual hot-air from Williams, and Brookes’ apparent ability to help diffuse the row may be one reason Watmough and Morrison are dribbling all over his DM’s. With this bunch of cranks though, it will only be a matter of time before there’s more falling out.
Neither Morrison nor Watmough (who Morrison groomed as a teenager) have ever been able to resist the attraction of rubbing shoulders (and whatever else) with younger men with a fetish for combat clothing and shiny Nazi badges. Like most Nazis they are certainly no strangers to posturing and posing themselves. Some BPP members are so thick or deranged however, that they take Eddy and Kev’s wanking fantasies for reality, two BPP organisers are currently behind bars on terrorism charges. No doubt all the chocolate soldiers of the BPP/RVF/AST or whatever silly name they’re using this week were downing a few pints for their ‘racial comrades’ behind bars both during and after the recent Leeds BPP meeting – Surprising how brave you can be when you’re pissed in the pub isn’t it lads?
The BPP are currently trying to con a large amount of money out of their pitifully small (and just plain pitiful) membership, supposedly to fund candidates in the next General Election. Of course it is very unlikely that they will raise the sum required, meaning that the donations received can make their way into Eddy’s drinking fund and Kev’s Evostik expenditure. In any case, do they really think that people are going to vote for a bunch of Hitler-worshipping would-be terrorists who resemble some of the cast from the film ‘Deliverance’? Eddy Morrison’s previous showing in Leeds’ Bramley ward, when he was caught conning pensioners into signing his nomination papers, suggest the BPP are a very long way from power. And despite their squawkings on fascist internet forums they have no more real presence on the streets than the cartoon Nazis of the ‘RVF’/’AST’. Nor will they have.
No Pasaran!
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What a set of...
14.05.2008 14:30
F.C.E
Cheers for that..
14.05.2008 14:52
While sitting back (and joining in) the havoc on shitefront it always amazes me how these fucking idiots get up in the morning.
Danski
Man with a beard?
14.05.2008 15:53
Bloggsy
R.V.F. = Ridiculous Vile Freaks
14.05.2008 16:54
ANTIFA I.T.A.
Gandalf the gay
Michelle my Belle ?
14.05.2008 17:59
Well I never !
More shit, by lefty scum
14.05.2008 20:15
WIGANMIKE
Rats, Mice and Hamsters
15.05.2008 08:31
What are they doing right/wrong?? What's the attraction??
I hear Camden is lovely in the spring!!
Roland Rat
Quote from above article...
15.05.2008 11:40
I.e The B.N.P
Rudeboy
TO RUDEBOY
15.05.2008 13:45
Are the BNP too Tory for you or is it you prefer a good old punch up with some fetish wearing uniform Nazis instead??? Or is it that because the state channels the BNP energies as a safety valve and they don't want the re-emergance of a street based extreme form of nationalism like the BPP and give you free reign with them??
ROLAND RAT
Mr Rat (who is clearly a BNP troll)
15.05.2008 16:56
It is very clear from the Antifa Founding Statement, as displayed on the Antifa website, that we regard the BNP are our primary target. That is also clear from the content of our newsletter 'No Pasaran!'. It is also made clear in the above article.
If you would like to see what we think of the BNP, Mr Rat, why don't you try holding a paper-sale in Leeds? If you think that you won't be 'battered' by anti-fascists, perhaps you should talk to your colleagues in Selby or Barnsley for example.
West Yorkshire Anti-fascist
Soon to be deleted comment
15.05.2008 17:40
feel free to delete this any time i know how the truth can be scary in the fantasy bubbles you surround your play rooms in.
i won't waste a whole lot of time writing to an endangered species especially when this will deleted as fast as your shaking fingers can manage.
I'm here simply to say one thing play games with us and you will live out your remaining days hoping that we don't look under the bed
Sweaney
Soon to be deleted comment
15.05.2008 17:45
feel free to delete this any time i know how the truth can be scary in the fantasy bubbles you surround your play rooms in.
i won't waste a whole lot of time writing to an endangered species especially when this will deleted as fast as your shaking fingers can manage.
I'm here simply to say one thing play games with us and you will live out your remaining days hoping that we don't look under the bed
Sweaney
LOL Sweaney
15.05.2008 18:37
No Pasaran!
FAO Sweaney
15.05.2008 22:53
concerned of gipton
Sweaney...
16.05.2008 09:02
C S Lewis
Oi Sweaney
16.05.2008 09:06
Danski
Upset me ? lol
16.05.2008 09:51
and as for the article upsetting me it hasn't so don't worry you can stop shaking I'm not sending the boys round to chop anything off you just yet :)
whats laughable about this whole article is the pure fairy tail nature of it and the sad thing is the authors of rubbish like this will be filling you idiots with so much fantasy that its all most a shame to beat it out of you.
why not just for a change tell the truth, go on be men try it out, see how truth sits for awhile
your boys in Manchester got a kicking we had a handful there out with there family's
and while your boys were getting a kicking all those on the red great march did there best to look the other way :)
There is no shame in your boys getting a kicking but there is shame in trying to lie about it afterwards it just makes you look like fools and cowards
Sweaney
Upset me ? lol
16.05.2008 09:55
and as for the article upsetting me it hasn't so don't worry you can stop shaking I'm not sending the boys round to chop anything off you just yet :)
whats laughable about this whole article is the pure fairy tail nature of it and the sad thing is the authors of rubbish like this will be filling you idiots with so much fantasy that its all most a shame to beat it out of you.
why not just for a change tell the truth, go on be men try it out, see how truth sits for awhile
your boys in Manchester got a kicking we had a handful there out with there family's
and while your boys were getting a kicking all those on the red great march did there best to look the other way :)
There is no shame in your boys getting a kicking but there is shame in trying to lie about it afterwards it just makes you look like fools and cowards
Sweaney
Poor Michelle
16.05.2008 10:07
Barbara Woodhouse
shallow fks
16.05.2008 10:20
ffs
shallow fks more
16.05.2008 10:38
we're fkn doomed
Sweaney Toddler
16.05.2008 12:50
Christ it's comical.
Clatter
censored
16.05.2008 14:02
Mags D
Thicky
16.05.2008 17:06
At least we have the courtesy to try and understand the make up and relationships of far right politics in Britain please try and do the same.
F.C.E
Motivation
16.05.2008 17:53
Other than the enjoyment of a punch up, what do you see around you or from the pages of history to drive you??
Rupert
What motivates anti-fascists?
16.05.2008 22:14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auschwitz
Never again!
Militant
one valid question there
16.05.2008 23:57
what motivates these people is they are criminals and cowards nothing more.
what has Auschwitz to do with some 4 0 antifa attacking and old man and a woman just because they don't support communism and hold a different political view?
your boys were real brave there weren't they.
you shout that a party like for instance the BNP are NAZI?? don't make me laugh you know as well as i do the BNP are not a national socialist party they are just convenient for you to shout about to get sheep that don't know any better to think some "Evil Nazi's" are going to build gas Chambers at the bottom of there street.
under these ludicrous fabrications you hide your criminal activity's.
here's a news breaker for you communism doesn't work and has been responsible for more criminal and barbaric acts against humanity than any other political system.
so when you dance around in those Red stars remember its dripping with the blood of millions and is a system built by criminals for criminals.
The supposed "people" that lost there lives at Auschwitz is a drop in the ocean compared to communisms gift to the world.
feel free to delete the truth any time by the way
As for Manchester, getting back to the whole point of this our lads didn't attack women as well you know they attacked your "men" on the stall at least try the truth out for once please because your just sounding ridicules.
and we would have left them to peddle there rubbish if you hadn't attacked the BPP.
you attack people going about there lawful business what do you expect to happen
Sweaney
Sweaty
17.05.2008 09:20
concerned of gipton
Sweaney you thick twat
17.05.2008 10:37
George
@ concerned of gipton
17.05.2008 10:46
if you split the letters down you'll find reading a whole lot easier or maybe get an adult to read it for you, would you like me to put picture story's up for you while adults are reading the big words , big words like "Dumb F**K* get an adult to fill the blanks in for you
Sweaney
REDS/ANTIFA?
17.05.2008 11:25
We are doomed if you lot keep that up, the white race will be bread out, and we will end up wit a world of mix raced freaks...
WIGANMIKE
REDS?
17.05.2008 20:45
I know the communist party isn't Antifa, but it makes know different to me, I also gaurantee, that the commies never made a good account, of themselves, as I was there, we did not attack any females, and we was the one out numbered, there was a market full of reds, and just 4 blokes..
Stop your lies and get your facts straight..
WIGANMIKE
Oi Wigan Mike
17.05.2008 22:06
Tolstoy
Antifa.
18.05.2008 14:34
The BPP meeting which was attacked in London has NO security on it, however the one in Leeds which apparently is home to the most militant Reds in the country did have security and the 35 reds we where being threatend with was no where to be seen! We even told you what time train we were getting.
Jog on you gang of texans.
Pino88
More lies from the pie-munching inbeds
18.05.2008 16:45
Did they give you a hard time lads? A pic of the RCG stall from 'Redwatch'
You are so brave!
'Wigan Mike' - A twat in a vest
'Wigan Mike' - Reject from The Village People
'Wigan Mike' - We remember faces too
As for Manchester, that was nothing to do with Antifa either, just some thick lard-arses throwing their weight about with some women from the RCG. Pathetic. You'll know when you meet Antifa scum
Never Again!
WIGANMIKE?
18.05.2008 18:43
But I will say one thing good work on finding them, my name is MIKE, I live in WIGAN, you have my picture, I'l be waitng, I shouldn't be to hard to find,
You think I'm a twat in a vest lol, I love that one, YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET..
WIGANMIKE
RETARD!
18.05.2008 19:49
Now I've got no real time for the politics that these people have, but in terms of integrity they leave you looking like the fat retarded fantasist that you are.
And you know what? Violence is a tactic, thats all, not something to enjoy. Maybe a therapist might be in order
S.London Skin
S.London Skin
Wigan Mike
18.05.2008 21:10
I for one have your number pal.
BPP supporter
Lefties.
18.05.2008 21:40
Pino88
Isn't it scary when Nazis type in caps?!
18.05.2008 22:17
Seen quite enough of you and your grubby vests thanks mate.
Stop picking on girls
Grubby vest??
18.05.2008 22:59
What I would like to know is..
Where the fuck did you get em, cos those picts look like the ones my X gf had??
WIGANMIKE
Not happy with the vest shots Mike?
19.05.2008 08:03
Boycott MnS
More lies
19.05.2008 08:25
Antifa
Security?
19.05.2008 08:31
St George
Wigan Mike Take Heart
19.05.2008 08:56
It will come you know.
How will you approach that on your forums?
"I was attacked by 150 reds with Bazookas but I stood my ground!"
Looking forward to that immensly...
Danski
Class Act That Pino
19.05.2008 09:00
Darcy
Shithouses.
19.05.2008 10:19
You lot do more dissapearing acts than a magician.
Pino88
Not hard to find?
19.05.2008 12:43
Antifa
Addition - PDF
19.05.2008 13:01
It fits onto both sides of an A4 sheet, and when folded, conveniently fits in the middle of 'No Pasaran!', the Antifa England newsletter.
No Pasaran!
RVF - more initials than brain cells
19.05.2008 14:30
Black Flag
COME to THE NEXT ANTIFA GIG?
19.05.2008 14:55
You keep saying your going to get me, well like I said come on then, We don't advertise our meets, but were not a political party, you haven't even got the balls to tell me how you got my picts..
WIGANMIKE
Mike meets ANTIFA??
19.05.2008 15:01
You see we won't get anywere on here, cos you delete my posts, and lie..
WIGANMIKE
Boycott MnS
19.05.2008 15:05
Lol especially with my vest shot?
WIGANMIKE
how stupid can you get
19.05.2008 15:45
we are going to have to paint pretty pictures for you, you maggots obviously haven't mastered the English language yet.
i know you lot have learning disability's but come on its not that difficult is it :)
sweaney
Glasgow?
19.05.2008 17:41
Antifa ENGLAND
Grubby Vest
19.05.2008 17:46
Keep on at it 'WIGANMIKE' (in scary caps), it's good for the world to see what a clueless idiot you are!
LOL
afa lady boys
19.05.2008 17:53
but you wont do that will you because we know that when plod isnt around then neither are afa
Pride Of A Nation
WiganMike
19.05.2008 17:57
Boycott MnS
Antifa HAHAHA
19.05.2008 18:04
sounds like an excuse to me
Pride A Nation
Pride of a nation?
19.05.2008 18:41
Captain Black
Boycott MnS
19.05.2008 19:54
WIGANMIKE
Not worked it out yet Mike?
19.05.2008 21:44
Boycott MnS
@LOL
19.05.2008 21:54
Not as much as a twat with the commie I fucking knocked out in Manchester..
Ok you also keep saying we attacked these women, and you show me in a vest, and some smackhead female red above me,
Ok get the females we so called attacked on here, I mean it is a red site, so it should be easy for you to contact the RCP, oh I see they have 3 letters as well, mmmmmmmm..
WIGANMIKE@
Boycott MnS ??
20.05.2008 07:40
So I think either..
1, You yourself maybe just playing games, and not know who it is, or
2, You maybe just trying to throw me off the scent.
3, You do know but are frightened of this person?
4, You dont wanna be seen to give a NAZI info,,
If its 4, then just give me a clue, like area were this person is, I take it its a male so age?
WIGANMIKE
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!
20.05.2008 08:54
YOU CAN COME ROUND TO MY HOUSE TOO, AND YOU CAN EITHER HAVE SOME PIMMS AND LEMONADE, OR A SEMI-AUTO PUMPING YOUR BODY WITH LEAD. THE CHOICE IS YOURS! I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO ATTACK A 20 YEAR OLD LIKE ME, ITS JUST I KNOW WHO ITS GONNA BE, AND I HOPE THEY ARE PREPARED TO TAKE THE SHIT FOR IT.
R.S.
R.S.
20.05.2008 09:32
Leeds anti-fascist
R.S
20.05.2008 12:27
You Antifa you should be thinking long and hard about shielding a police informant
sweaney
RS
20.05.2008 16:06
WIGANMIKE
nazi police informers
20.05.2008 20:21
nazis suck cocks
NAZI'S SUCK COCK??
20.05.2008 20:33
WIGANMIKE
MODERN PICT..
20.05.2008 20:37
WIGANMIKE
Its a first
22.05.2008 16:35
Cnoncerned of gipton
Can't decide
23.05.2008 10:58
Robins Granny
We don't cooperate with state or idiots from 88!
24.05.2008 15:41
S.London Skin
Each way both
25.05.2008 00:20
Harlequinade
More lies?
03.06.2008 12:50
Also I see that you say cant we think of anything more of a name like 3letters, welL what about you lot, ANL, AFA??
You call us for being skins, well you lot have skins to SHARPS..
You also say we couldn't be more wrong in assuming that CRP, and reds are all ANTIFA, well you idiots cant get it morre wrong in asumming that the BNP are NAZI's lmfao, for fuck sake, or the NF, there as much NAZI as the above are ANTIFA..
IDIOTS.
WIGANMIKE
Mike of Wigan
07.06.2008 17:58
Harlequinade
Wiganarsehead
09.06.2008 12:05
You call us for being skins, well you lot have skins to SHARPS.. "
Neatly contradicting yourself in one short statement there (SHARPS has 6 letters - bleedin' obvious I know but WiganGimp needs it pointing out I'm sure)
I Hate The Fash
Pies? What pies? Kate has eaten them all!!
11.08.2008 00:16
Kevin 'Lesser Horned Hunchback' Watmough
'King Sized' Kate Mcdermody
I was looking at these pictures, and couldn't work out who performs what role in the sex lives of Kevin 'Lesser Horned Hunchback' Watmough and 'King Sized' Kate McDermody. I wonder if they do it with the lights turned off? I suppose one glimpse of each other naked in a well lit room is enough to ruin any 'moment'. Then again, how many little blue pills does the impotent Hunchback need to take before he can rise to the occasion and service his bloater? Perhaps she dons the strap-on and services him? Any refute from either party will be seriously laughed at.
One of his ex's claimed that he did her anally, against her will, but then again that particular little troll always was a tad economical with the truth, weren't you Chantroll? I can believe that the flaccid Hunchback likes to partake in a little sodomy though, and I also believe it's a prerequisite for joining the BPP. Perhaps Lord Edmund of Morrison performs the ceremony on the prospective member(fnarr fnarr), before the bar is open of course. Once the bar is open, Pissed Eddy isn't much use to anybody, not that he's much use sober either.
Sorry if these images disturb any of you, but I'm sure you all have strong enough stomachs by now, you must have seen plenty of images relating to these turds. For those that didn't know, 'King Sized' Kate is the munter on the left.
ps: I've finally worked it out!! 'King Sized' Kate uses Watmough as a butt plug. Which might go some way to explaining why the little twat talks so much shit. Though judging by the size of her arse, she has room for Eddy Morrison too.
The Driver
haha
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steve scum
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