In the Police Review of April 25 there was a sob story about Sussex Police having to turn to alternative activities to make ends meet, after bonuses were suspended and a reduction in special payments.

There had been a survey to see what they were doing to make up their pay. This revealed that dozens of them were engaged in second jobs which included working as a magician, running a gambling website, karate assessor, cricket coach, playing in bands, driving instructor and holiday homes letting business.

There must be sympathy for the white rabbit involved.

Any ideas for the bands acts? Band on the Run perhaps?

Next time you encounter the poor plods in Sussex, try throwing some loose change to help them out. Well, throw something worthwhile anyway.