No doubt George Bush will this morning rise refreshed from plump white feather pillows within the immaculate white walls of the historic spa resort of Heiligendamm.

For the 50,000 protesters gathered in three home-made campsites outside the seven-mile security fence in Germany, their start to the day will be less comfortable.

The toilets are few and there are not enough solar-powered showers to go round.
To take the edge off this G8 protest the usual suspects have been drafted in.

Bomo and Geld-off did such a good job last time that they have been drafted in again.

They were heard to remark as they viewed the honour guard “that there is no end to the credulity of the young.”

Geld-off has promised Merkel that he will personally dampen down any protest coming from the German rock stars while Bomo says he will talk up the aid for Africa of the make poverty history scam.