Blair phone transcript.
Condi Rice-Davis | 01.01.2007 09:56
Call2
Bush: Yo, Blair. How are you doing? Happy new Year…
Blair: I'm just...someone looking in the window.
Bush: You're leaving?
Blair: No, no, no not yet. I didn’t come yet…...[indistinct]
Bush: Yeah, I told that to the man…about Gibbs an all..
Blair: Are you planning to stay there or not?
Bush: If they want me…they like looking...
Blair: Well, it's just that if something arises...
Bush: I just want some movement.
Blair: Yeah.
Bush: Yesterday we didn't see much movement..
Blair: No, no, it may be that it's not, it may be that it's impossible.
Bush: Did you take the viagra?
Blair: Yeah, But it's just I think that I need a younger male .....
Bush: Who is introducing these people to you?
Blair: Angela [Merkel, the German Chancellor]
Bush: Tell her I need some ….
Blair: Yes
Bush: Tell her to put him on the plane tonight. Thanks for the sweater - it's awfully thoughtful of you. I often think about us….
Blair: It's a pleasure.
Bush: I know you picked it out yourself.
Blair: Oh absolutely - in fact I knitted it!!!
(laughter)
Bush: What about the hanging- it worked like a dream, as you said – it seems to take all the attention away from the 3,000 dead milestone. I didn't like that number at all….it was the same number as The Bin killed here….Where did you learn that trick…covering bad news with worse?
Blair: Yeah, no I think the [indistinct]…we often use it at home…..but what was really difficult was getting the exact day when the 3,000 would be reached and to hang him on that day….
Bush: Yeah.
Blair: I don't know what you guys have talked about, but as I say I am perfectly happy to try and see what the lie of the land is, but Israel will never agree to anything…. otherwise it will spiral and they’ll have to give back the land they robbed…..
Bush: I think Condi [US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice] is going to go pretty soon.
Blair: But that's, that's, that's all that matters. But if you... you see it will take some time to get that together.
Bush: Yeah, yeah.
Blair: But at least it gives people...
Bush: It's a process, I agree. I told her your offer to let her watch...
Blair: Well... it's only if I mean... you know. If she's got a..., or if she needs it as it were... Because obviously if she is not getting any , if it were, whereas I can go and just take it out and anyone can watch.
Bush: You see the irony is that she don’t need nobody watching..and she loves doing this shit all over the place...
Blair: [indistinct]
Bush: [indistinct]
Blair: Dunno... did you come?....
Bush: Why?
Blair: Because I think this is all part of the same thing...
Bush: (with mouth full of bread) Yeah
Blair: Look - what does Cheney think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine. If you get a solution in Israel and Palestine, Iraq goes in the right way and pigs fly…
Bush: Yeah, yeah, he is struggling.
Blair: He's had it. And that's what the whole thing is about. He just can’t get a hard-on no matter what I try….
Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to call, to get on the phone to Assad and make a threesome or something happen.
Blair: Yeah…that would be nice….
Bush: [indistinct]
Blair: [indistinct]
Bush: We are not blaming the Lesbians for this...
Blair: Is this phone tapped...?
Blair: I'm just...someone looking in the window.
Bush: You're leaving?
Blair: No, no, no not yet. I didn’t come yet…...[indistinct]
Bush: Yeah, I told that to the man…about Gibbs an all..
Blair: Are you planning to stay there or not?
Bush: If they want me…they like looking...
Blair: Well, it's just that if something arises...
Bush: I just want some movement.
Blair: Yeah.
Bush: Yesterday we didn't see much movement..
Blair: No, no, it may be that it's not, it may be that it's impossible.
Bush: Did you take the viagra?
Blair: Yeah, But it's just I think that I need a younger male .....
Bush: Who is introducing these people to you?
Blair: Angela [Merkel, the German Chancellor]
Bush: Tell her I need some ….
Blair: Yes
Bush: Tell her to put him on the plane tonight. Thanks for the sweater - it's awfully thoughtful of you. I often think about us….
Blair: It's a pleasure.
Bush: I know you picked it out yourself.
Blair: Oh absolutely - in fact I knitted it!!!
(laughter)
Bush: What about the hanging- it worked like a dream, as you said – it seems to take all the attention away from the 3,000 dead milestone. I didn't like that number at all….it was the same number as The Bin killed here….Where did you learn that trick…covering bad news with worse?
Blair: Yeah, no I think the [indistinct]…we often use it at home…..but what was really difficult was getting the exact day when the 3,000 would be reached and to hang him on that day….
Bush: Yeah.
Blair: I don't know what you guys have talked about, but as I say I am perfectly happy to try and see what the lie of the land is, but Israel will never agree to anything…. otherwise it will spiral and they’ll have to give back the land they robbed…..
Bush: I think Condi [US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice] is going to go pretty soon.
Blair: But that's, that's, that's all that matters. But if you... you see it will take some time to get that together.
Bush: Yeah, yeah.
Blair: But at least it gives people...
Bush: It's a process, I agree. I told her your offer to let her watch...
Blair: Well... it's only if I mean... you know. If she's got a..., or if she needs it as it were... Because obviously if she is not getting any , if it were, whereas I can go and just take it out and anyone can watch.
Bush: You see the irony is that she don’t need nobody watching..and she loves doing this shit all over the place...
Blair: [indistinct]
Bush: [indistinct]
Blair: Dunno... did you come?....
Bush: Why?
Blair: Because I think this is all part of the same thing...
Bush: (with mouth full of bread) Yeah
Blair: Look - what does Cheney think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine. If you get a solution in Israel and Palestine, Iraq goes in the right way and pigs fly…
Bush: Yeah, yeah, he is struggling.
Blair: He's had it. And that's what the whole thing is about. He just can’t get a hard-on no matter what I try….
Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to call, to get on the phone to Assad and make a threesome or something happen.
Blair: Yeah…that would be nice….
Bush: [indistinct]
Blair: [indistinct]
Bush: We are not blaming the Lesbians for this...
Blair: Is this phone tapped...?
Condi Rice-Davis