Cheney to send army of the worst dregs ever to soil the sands of Babylon

He’s decided to launch an attack that will reduce Baghdad to ashes.

He wants every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the world to go there.

Take this down he said to Gates:

I want…

Rustlers
Cut-throats
Murderers
Bounty hunters
Desperados
Mugs
Pugs
Thugs
Nitwits
Half-wits
Dim-wits
Vipers
Snipers
Con men
Indian agents
Mexican bandits
Muggers
Buggerers
Bushwhackers
Horn swaglers
Horse thieves
Bull Dykes
Train robbers
Ass kickers
Shit kickers
And Methodists