Jerking off for the planet
eco-wanker | 22.12.2006 11:46 | Animal Liberation | Culture | Ecology | World
Are you ready for the global orgasm expected later today? (
http://www.globalorgasm.org/)
As the world counts down to the First Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm for Peace Day, I've done a quick review of the PC porn sites to help you get it off at the right moment without resorting to a peak at the dark side.
http://www.globalorgasm.org/) As the world counts down to the First Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm for Peace Day, I've done a quick review of the PC porn sites to help you get it off at the right moment without resorting to a peak at the dark side.
Fuck this for world peace
Lets start off with Eco-babes, promising name for a porn site but actually it's a calendar that "portrays passionate, driven women pursing a vision of sustainability". Yeah whatever, the question is, are they hot? The ecobabes calendar is apparently a tool for supporting the works of the Climate Protection Campaign, that sound's pretty hot. They the calendar "inspires and educates people of all ages to make changes in their personal and professional lives that help create a more sustainable world." Cool, now check out the bods.
http://www.ecobabes.org/
Next up it's the promising sounding Fuck For Forest. This is no stupid calendar, it's a proper tits and arse porn site with no shortage of beaver. The website tells us that Fuckforforest is a non-profit organization run by openly sexual people, who use their sexuality and love to direct attention to and collect money for the earth`s threatened nature. Ok, but what about the porn? Can't see any with paying it seems. Fuck that!
Only be paying can you enter the members area and get access to "thousands of photos and videos of erotic activists, showing you real idealism!". Oh well, back to hunt I guess but before we leave FFF you might want to know that you are invited to be a model yourself, "Do not hide love, share love! If you have self-made photos or videos... share with nature!"
http://www.fuckforforest.com/
Ok perhaps we are getting somewhere now with VegPorn which claims to be the first and only adult site made by and for plant-eaters! Oh no, this doesn't sound good. Furry Girl is the brain behind the site. She says, "I'd been interested in sex work for some time, and at 18 did my first softcore porn shoot for a megasite. The experience was anything but sexual, and I ended up looking bored, tired, or pissy in most of the photos (because I was bored, tired, and pissy from dealing with the cliché slovenly creepy "photographer".) I did a lot of research and decided to open my own site." Fair enough, but is it any good? There are male and female models on offer, but not much in between and if you are looking for cum shots and anal you are looking in the wrong place. You might find the occasional nice carrot shot however.
http://www.vegporn.com
So, what of tonight's hippy shit global orgasm? Well, me advice, go rip down a couple of advertising hordings. The models are more erotic and you'll be doing the world more of a favor recycling those than by wanking off to so-called eco-porn.
http://www.ecobabes.org/ Next up it's the promising sounding Fuck For Forest. This is no stupid calendar, it's a proper tits and arse porn site with no shortage of beaver. The website tells us that Fuckforforest is a non-profit organization run by openly sexual people, who use their sexuality and love to direct attention to and collect money for the earth`s threatened nature. Ok, but what about the porn? Can't see any with paying it seems. Fuck that!
Only be paying can you enter the members area and get access to "thousands of photos and videos of erotic activists, showing you real idealism!". Oh well, back to hunt I guess but before we leave FFF you might want to know that you are invited to be a model yourself, "Do not hide love, share love! If you have self-made photos or videos... share with nature!"
http://www.fuckforforest.com/ Ok perhaps we are getting somewhere now with VegPorn which claims to be the first and only adult site made by and for plant-eaters! Oh no, this doesn't sound good. Furry Girl is the brain behind the site. She says, "I'd been interested in sex work for some time, and at 18 did my first softcore porn shoot for a megasite. The experience was anything but sexual, and I ended up looking bored, tired, or pissy in most of the photos (because I was bored, tired, and pissy from dealing with the cliché slovenly creepy "photographer".) I did a lot of research and decided to open my own site." Fair enough, but is it any good? There are male and female models on offer, but not much in between and if you are looking for cum shots and anal you are looking in the wrong place. You might find the occasional nice carrot shot however.
http://www.vegporn.com So, what of tonight's hippy shit global orgasm? Well, me advice, go rip down a couple of advertising hordings. The models are more erotic and you'll be doing the world more of a favor recycling those than by wanking off to so-called eco-porn.
eco-wanker