Twilight is the world's largest indymedia baconfoil poster, with a weight of as much as 275 kg (600 lb) and a height between 1.25 m and 1.75 m (4.1-5.75 ft) when standing upright.
A shy and inoffensive vegetarian, twilight is far from the fascist right's depiction of him. Only when it is attacked, provoked, or threatened does he rise to his full erect position, post meaniless rants and beat its fists against his chest to intimidate his attacker. There is approximately 1 left in the wild, although it has not been seen or heard for at least a month.
The World Conservation Union (IUCN) has recently November 2006) reclassified twilight from "Data Deficient" to "Vulnerable". This designation means that twilight is currently at vulnerable to extinction, primarily based on the fact that his habitat has been, and still is, shrinking.