Symptoms of Blair Attention Deficit Disorder.

Failing to pay close attention to details or making careless mistakes when waging war or other activities.

Appearing not to listen when told by everyone that it is a mistake.

Avoiding tasks that require a high amount of mental effort and organization, such as preparing for the aftermath of an illegal war.

Excessive distractibility.

Forgetfulness.

Fidgeting with hands or feet or squirming in seat while watching Gordon taking over.

Leaving seat often, even when inappropriate.

Running or climbing up the wall at the mention of Gordon and other inappropriate times.

Difficulty in reading.

Frequently feeling restless and rushing off on a plane somewhere, anywhere.

Excessive speech when on high dosage of speed.

Answering a question before the speaker has finished while on coke.

Failing to await one's turn while on same.

Interrupting the activities of others, like the Iraqis, at inappropriate times.