Sumac centre in Nottinghams resident Elvis Presley& poet,Lord Biro/Dave Bishop of church of the militant Elvis Party was at Tory conference in bournemouth recently, some of the police threatened to arrest him if he didnt take down his poster which said "save the environment shag locally".

Maybe this could be changed to "save the environment riot locally", but I dont think some of the police would appreciate that either.
Dave was recently in another orwellian controversy with some local media about his displays in the shopping arcade opposite central library opposing teddy blair & his war on tartar,

He also stood in elections taking mic out of Geoffrey Hoon dog when he was defence minister & racism

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_Militant_Elvis_Party

Joni

We should send our stories through to the mirror sometimes, headlines like these might get us some funds if lucky.