PUBLIC INQUIRY INTO CHALK AFTER CHEESE REVELATIONS
sleuth movement | 10.09.2006 09:37 | Analysis | World
People with degrees and other posh qualifications are demanding a public inquiry into chalk after shocking revelations about cheese and it's role in a string of terrifying nightmares experienced by officials in the USA and the UK this year.
Geeks for Sleuth say that now the truth is known about the terror causing cheese, it is vital that a full public investigation is carried out into the truth about Chalk. It is well known that the two both share their first two letters and chalk is often muttered in the same breath as the now reviled terror cheese. According to the geeks or prats as other people are calling them, the close association between chalk and cheese has never been adequately examined. They dismiss last years report by the independent commission on cheese, saying it was nothing more than a sloppy government coverup. They claim the report deliberately played down the involvement of the dairy industry in the creation of cheese and that the complete failure to mention chalk in the report was clear evidence of a link and are demanding a fresh inquiry.
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