All the stops are being pulled out now, lock away your daughters, there is bound to be another attack any time right now! Write to NORAD and make sure they have a jet or two above house. Log on daily to the Department of Homeland Security to see what color the rainbow is today, and obviously report anyone with a towel wrapped round their heads to the feds, particularly if they are a darker shade than you!
Nobody knows if the State Department (oops) got the video to al-jazeera, but it must be the real Osama - he is not wearing gold, or a U.S. army jacket, or particularly podgy. You can make out his kidney-dialysis machine if you keep watching, and boy, you wouldn't want to meddle with any of those al-qaeda-terror-operatives look how good their kick boxing is!!! Terrified yet!??! The pear is shaped and hitting the fan anytime soon, maybe take the week off work, or would that be giving in to the comedy-terrorists? What no duct tape?
As for all those newspapers that doubted whether the right Arabs were being framed, well, check it out for yourself, Osama is personally teaching them how to fly - allegedly... It is the exact same ones, honest, and not just 'B.B.C. archive footage' or yet another fake terror hoax...
Maybe it is time to ask those pesky politicians to get serious about the terror threat, instead of just squablifying amongst themselves - the future of the nation is at stake. Suppose Osama was to place a dirty bomb in your town, obviously to murder billions of innocent infidels in the name of 'Islam' (peace).

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